Jay

A dumb cunt who does not stop talking about the fact that he smokes, works and does cocaine with his own dad. He is usually a Manchester United fan that is bankrupt after buying a ridiculously pointless mini fridge. He gets angry and frustrated when you call him 'James' ever since he decided to call himself 'Jay'. He calls himself 'Jay' because 'everyone else does'.
by jayrichardson1234 February 21, 2018
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The Steve you know nothing about. Appreciates new fridges and losing scratch offs. Has 18 turtle-necks, 7 cardigans, 5 well pressed khakis, and 3 professional style loafers. Grew up on a trundle and had an over bearing Mom who made amazing Pancakes. Loves avocadoes. Brokers well with others. Resides on the community board of misplaced pumpkins. .... HUGE COCK
So I totally bought a taco Bell breakfast for Jay on a Tuesday
by TiffanyRachel December 09, 2018
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Jay, the type of person to play tic tac toe on their hand
Jays so smart that they beat themselves at tic tac toe
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Jay, the type of girl to play tic tac toe on her hand
Look at jay shes playing tic tac toe by herself on her hand.
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Synonym for "Joint"

A consumption-way of the drug or medicine Cannabis.
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The truest dude you'll ever meet, but he's maddening AF. He's the kind of guy that goes to the store for a thing, buys a bunch of stuff. Comes back without the thing. Nearly. Every. Effing. Time. Like, you think you don't have to worry about it, cause you know, he brought a list. Still no thing. He's not all bad. If Jay were a horse, you would buy another just like him. And then, shoot them both.
by This, is not my real name. November 24, 2021
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Lawson: Hey Jay are you a wizard

Jay: Shut up Lawson your fat
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