When laying on your bed and you attempt to blow your load up over your head and stick it to the wall behind you.
by Bron wolfgang May 13, 2017
Get the Jizz high jumpmug. (n). The clear, long, stringy goo of an egg white that hangs from a cracked egg shell. Nasty looking stuff that resembles a body secretion.
I was cracking eggs for an omelet into a mixing bowl. The third egg had some egg jizz hanging off the shell, not wanting to fall off.
by boggler January 24, 2019
Get the Egg Jizzmug. by jusalilbitbatty May 30, 2024
Get the Jizzingmug. Jacking off a ginormous cock native of Philadelphia but raised in the Carolinas into an ornate cup & then greedily slurping up all of the royal potion & immediately afterwards showing the empty cup, bowing down & saying “please sir, can I have some more?”
She greeted me at the door, butt bootyhole naked, with her jizz goblet in hand, eagerly waiting to be fed.
by Wild Shanimal February 19, 2023
Get the Jizz Gobletmug. 
Person 1: Why were you late to work
Person 2: Nah fam I clapped cheeks with the sis and some fondue today, had to jizz with the wizz
Person 1: *Commits*
Person 2: Nah fam I clapped cheeks with the sis and some fondue today, had to jizz with the wizz
Person 1: *Commits*
by OneMilkTwoCows June 9, 2018
Get the Jizz With The Wizzmug. 