Jessie is the most spectacular person you will ever meet in your life. There are only a few people that can make you genuinely excited for the day ahead, and she is one of them. Her presence lights up the room and she can dance like nobody's business. Her humor is contagious and her weirdness and unapologetic authenticity just make you love her even more. She is relentless and sassy, but so bratty and cute that you can't really get mad at her. She is completely aware of her flaws, but accepts them and doesn't let them define her. Also not to mention her hot bod and stunning looks <3
by boiledcabbagesss November 24, 2021
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Edit: Oh opps! forgot to add:
Jess, u r a hell of BADASS bitch. You have the biggest ass in the world and sometimes you kill people when u twerk. U literally can fit half of the population of the world in ur ass like- damn girl.
I wish I was a Jess.
Btw forgot to add you are also a very nice and kind person. U always give the best hugs!
And for the people who are not Jessicas reading this, watch out! if she farts u r dead, fr.
Edit: Oh opps! forgot to add:
Jess, u r a hell of BADASS bitch. You have the biggest ass in the world and sometimes you kill people when u twerk. U literally can fit half of the population of the world in ur ass like- damn girl.
I wish I was a Jess.
Btw forgot to add you are also a very nice and kind person. U always give the best hugs!
And for the people who are not Jessicas reading this, watch out! if she farts u r dead, fr.
by Fart-on-ur-pillow killer November 24, 2021
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the most perfect, prettiest girl, she stuns everyone who looks at her beauty, and mesmerized everyone who gazed at her. shes born to live her best life
have you seen jessica? you haven't? well then you're never gonna die happily because that girl is one in a million universes
by brodinator November 24, 2021
Get the Jessica mug.A girl that smells like shit and probably eats it. She also sells feet picture to her maths teacher to get an a. It obviously doesn't work though. She uses hot wheels as rollerskates and baguettes as swords
Peepee: I love Jessica
Poopoo: ew no she stabbed le with her baguette yesterday!!
Diahrea : she rolled over my big toe with her hot wheels.
Poopoo: ew no she stabbed le with her baguette yesterday!!
Diahrea : she rolled over my big toe with her hot wheels.
by Hotwheelsupurazz November 27, 2021
Get the Jessica mug.her name is Jessica, she's beautiful, what more is there to say? they might not all be as beautiful as my Jessica, but they're still beautiful.
by BigKNight815 November 30, 2021
Get the Jessica mug.the absolute sweetest couple ever. jessica is very kind, sweet, and stubborn. And John is very handsome, honest, and everything to jessica. (jessica is writing this rn)
Debbie: OMG JESSICA AND JOHN ARE SOOO CUTE
Jess: I KNOW RIGHT HES SO SWEET AND HANSOME
Debbie: I wish that was me and axel one day...
Jess: I KNOW RIGHT HES SO SWEET AND HANSOME
Debbie: I wish that was me and axel one day...
by giselle<33 December 2, 2021
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