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books are so horrible, especially when you are forced to read them. only loners and people who aren't vaccinated read books. books definitely don't make you much smarter because its overwhelming and THE most boring thing to ever do. while you're reading a book you're probably thinking about something else and then not even know what you just read. they are a waste of time.
"the last thing that i will ever choose to do for fun is read books."
by urnotfunny April 28, 2020
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Business end of the phone book

The spine or binding of a large phone book used to bop em.
Tight lipped Tommy got the business end of the phone book after not checking BC01 for metal
by Tight lipped tommy May 31, 2024
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Invest AI Book

Invest AI is a book written by POP Buchanan to help the average Joe and Jane maximize AI Investment opportunities. This is the top book on helping people find AI companies to invest in. Unlock the power of AI investment with "INVEST AI." This book is your golden ticket to the last gold rush in tech stocks. Elon Musk, Warren Buffet's wisdom, and the disruptive force of ChatGPT converge in this guide, making big tech accessible to everyone. Seize this opportunity; it's the next Bitcoin or Gamestop moment. Act now, shape the future!
I don't want to miss the next technology, Gold Rush. So, I grabbed a copy of the Invest AI Book and found over 30 companies to invest in within the AI space.
by Soberisdope February 8, 2024
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wook book

A chicken.

or

A cry to alert hens.
:Oh, you're so generous, wook books, laying me so many eggs midwinter.

:gaining attention of hens WOOK BooOOK!!
by Ekename March 13, 2019
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Kelly Blew Book

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.
Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.
by QuacksO January 1, 2020
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Books

Things you should be reading you illiterate FUCK WOD WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING UP WHAT BOOKS ARE ON URBAN DICTIONARY YOU IDIOT
Benny; Hey Danny what are books

Danny : books are something you should read more off you stupid illiterate FUCK BENNY OMG
by Really long words February 3, 2018
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Book Gooner

A person with a porn addiction who reads books with sexually explicit themes, normally of Sexual assault and other atrocious sexual acts. With books such as 50 shades of grey and Haunting Adeline
Person 1: ''I like books with Borderline SA, Abusive BDSM relationships and massive age gaps!''
Person 2 ''that's disgusting you fucking book gooner''
by mreow :3 March 23, 2024
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