books are so horrible, especially when you are forced to read them. only loners and people who aren't vaccinated read books. books definitely don't make you much smarter because its overwhelming and THE most boring thing to ever do. while you're reading a book you're probably thinking about something else and then not even know what you just read. they are a waste of time.
by urnotfunny April 28, 2020

by Tight lipped tommy May 31, 2024

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by Soberisdope February 8, 2024

:Oh, you're so generous, wook books, laying me so many eggs midwinter.
:gaining attention of hens WOOK BooOOK!!
:gaining attention of hens WOOK BooOOK!!
by Ekename March 13, 2019

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.
Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.
by QuacksO January 1, 2020

Things you should be reading you illiterate FUCK WOD WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING UP WHAT BOOKS ARE ON URBAN DICTIONARY YOU IDIOT
Benny; Hey Danny what are books
Danny : books are something you should read more off you stupid illiterate FUCK BENNY OMG
Danny : books are something you should read more off you stupid illiterate FUCK BENNY OMG
by Really long words February 3, 2018

A person with a porn addiction who reads books with sexually explicit themes, normally of Sexual assault and other atrocious sexual acts. With books such as 50 shades of grey and Haunting Adeline
Person 1: ''I like books with Borderline SA, Abusive BDSM relationships and massive age gaps!''
Person 2 ''that's disgusting you fucking book gooner''
Person 2 ''that's disgusting you fucking book gooner''
by mreow :3 March 23, 2024
