Fuck me. Honestly, like why the hell did lil peep have to die. That’s all we got on this “Long Island”. Who the hell cares about Kevin James in his fake action movies. Dude, wtf was Paul Blart, mall cop. I mean the dudes funny af, but his tits are flopping around every time he runs. But anyway, Long Island isn’t part of the city. There are some burrows like Brooklyn, and Queens. Notice there I used the Oxford comma. See I’m not a dumbass, and not of us really are. Well, there’s always gonna be that one kid. But anyways from Nassau to Suffolk county is pretty much Long Island. I have a friend who used to live in Brooklyn and he said that it’s a lot different here. He Sayville shitheads have no idea what it’s like outside of here. He also lets me use the n word as well.
Dude who lives out of ny, “where do u live”.
Dude 2, “Long Island”.
Dude 1, “so u must have it tuff”.
Dude 2, “yea I guess when u live in a $500,000 ranch a block away from the water, yea I guess ur right”.
Dude 2, “Long Island”.
Dude 1, “so u must have it tuff”.
Dude 2, “yea I guess when u live in a $500,000 ranch a block away from the water, yea I guess ur right”.
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A place for the more relaxing side of the island. Filled with kids who grow up together, and stay friends for life!!! From a little age your friends because your island crew. You walk to Unfriendly Ice Cream, the pioneer market, and you cannot forget the most beatiful beach in the world. Fair Harbor is the place to be featuring the most amazing sunset in the world. This place is where rainy days are still happy days. Of course there are a few rules
Go barefoot
Be respectful of the others
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A place for the more relaxing side of the island. Filled with kids who grow up together, and stay friends for life!!! From a little age your friends because your island crew. You walk to Unfriendly Ice Cream, the pioneer market, and you cannot forget the most beatiful beach in the world. Fair Harbor is the place to be featuring the most amazing sunset in the world. This place is where rainy days are still happy days. Of course there are a few rules
Go barefoot
Be respectful of the others
Tourists suck (only on the 4th of July)
Locals are the people to be around
Fair Harbor doesn’t do tourists, it’s all locals!!!
Fair Harbor is amazing
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My man gave me the Long island 2×4 and blood has been squirting out of my ass ever since. I think I have cancer. So life's pretty good right now.
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We're heading to the island this weekend for a rager with my 15 pack of Lucky. Do you know anyone who can boot for us?
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