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The Christmas tree

A sex position where male stands on a handstand and the woman then climbs the man wrapping her legs around his body while proceeds to ride the man’s penis in the handstand position
Baby we can use the Christmas tree position tonight.
by Coco sex enthusiast April 29, 2024
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Scottish christmas

The act of poring liquor into the females anus and feeding a string of plugged in Christmas lights up her butthole then sucking the liquor off the lights as they are pulled back out
Bro that nasty hoe wanted to have a Scottish Christmas
by Meathole69 October 5, 2018
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Christmas 2.73

The 26th of december. Christmas 2.73 is for those who want one more present on top of those they already have.
“Man I can’t wait for Christmas 2.73 this year, I really want that extra present
by interhoe December 23, 2018
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Christmas

A holiday thats was initially to celebrate jesus' birth, even though historians beleive he was auctuaply born in June. Over the years atheist syarted celebrating it even though they don't celebrate tge most important part, jesus. Christmas now is just a ton of random people frm various religions celebrating a ( suppose to be ) christian holiday by buying insanely expensive presents for each other while the people that truely should celebrate get socks and thats it. Now adays Christmas is about as religious as earth day.
Macy's: Buy our $10000000 home ware

Atheist: Yay that will cover 1/800 of my presents

Christian:I think I will make my children presents for christmas that will show more love.

Christmas

CHRIST-jesus
Mas-celebration
Chrismas-celebration of jesus hmmm coincidence I think not.
by Nowwhat November 4, 2013
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Boys' Christmas

-bȯis kris-məs - noun-

An annual festive event characterized by the exchange of gifts amongst all participating boys, typically preceded by the consumption of a lavish potluck supper and copious holiday beverages and desserts, and ending with jovial games, music videos, pen rips, and deep slumber.

Synonym(s): "Family Christmas"; "Best Christmas"

Antonym(s): "waste of time", "stupid", "pointless", "waste of money"
"Did you try the Grinch drink at Boys' Christmas?"

"I hope Garrett comes to Boys' Christmas this year".

"I really enjoyed taking communion at Boys' Christmas".

"Did you hang the August Ames poster that you got at Boys' Christmas?"
by Kitty_Katie December 15, 2020
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ahshï Christmas

a Christmas mini series featuring artist, Ahshï and friends - they’re nice on the eyes and ears and get you in the Mariah Carey spirit !!
I’m opting for an ahshï Christmas this year

I love Ahshï
by hiccupsareoptional December 5, 2024
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Christmas Music Clear

When slinging lizards in your EMS shit box rockin a shitty rigs awareness month during the holiday season, once finished slinging your crack head to the local hospital of course, you crank the Christmas jams and purposely hold the radio microphone away from your face, so when you clear with your Satin loving dirty button pushing dispatchers, they get to hear the lovely Christmas music
“How can we piss off our dispatchers today?” “Oh imma give them the good ole Christmas Music Clear”
by Firebasedemsinstreal November 29, 2020
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