christmas

the best time of the frikn chikn year.

dont argue jesus is imporanto kids
by kylethebeetlebile November 11, 2019
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the time of the year when you get free shit from your family and you put shit in a paper bag light it on fire and leave it on you shitty neighbors door step.
by Was_Hitler_A_Good_Human December 16, 2020
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Christmas

A wonderful holiday / yearly event on the 25th of December even though people talk about it in November... and now October apparently.
“Hey! You guys excited for Christmas?!?!!”
“Dude, shut up it’s JULY!!”
by CheesyBoi65 November 18, 2020
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Christmas

When and old fat man breaks into your house or something from your chimney, and leave you presents that his small children elves make and wrap, while he gets the credit. He then proceeds to steal your cookies and milk WHEN YOU COULD’VE FUCKING EATEN THEM JIM.
Patricia: “Yay! Santa brought us presents
Jim: “Well no duh, it’s Christmas 🙄”
by life.is.shit =) January 07, 2021
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Christmas is a celebration where one of your cousins dresses up as a Christmas tree next to your front door and every time someone comes into the house they scream swear words at them.
Christmas is my favorite time of year.
by Millao August 14, 2021
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A strange fat man that lives in unlivable climate breaks into your house through the chimney then eats your food and drinks your milk and somehow can read your mind and knows what present to give you.
"It's Christmas John!"
"Is the fat man coming?"
by violet_frogg December 02, 2020
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The holiday clebrated on 25th of december where your uncle dresses up as santa and ejaculates down the chimney and awards all the children in the family with fresh dick(bad word for penis)
Yo bro this christmas is boutta be so lit fam you feel me can't wait for santa yummy
by Mike dece September 22, 2020
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