free internet weed

content on the internet that is so annoying and poorly made, but in such a good way it makes you feel high.
every video on this guy's shitty YTP channel feels like free internet weed
by dagoth herb October 18, 2023
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Internet Sex Perverts

Internet Sex Perverts, also called ISP, is a term to refer to online perverts who draw weird shit. Sometimes they draw children, sometimes adults, mostly children, never adults. The term is very broad and can include many people, some people also have their own definition for ISP but it's mostly agreed that people who draw/edit odd pictures, often involving children.
His mother came in only to see what her son had been drawing; she yelled and called him a Internet Sex Perverts
by Boblik November 17, 2018
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Slow internet connection

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Me: this fuckin slow internet connection is a piece of shit. fuck this slow ass shit.
by mydudefrank July 17, 2019
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rule 0 of the internet

Ask for none, and you shall recieve all.

In other words, if someone explicitly says they don't like something or don't want to see something, that's all they'll see for an extended period of time. Examples include the Harambe meme, Ligma, and Philip Defranco being called "daddy".
YouTube commenter 1: Here's 10 dollars for you, daddy

Philip Defranco: Thanks, but please don't call me "daddy".

*YouTube comments proceed to call him daddy for entire livestream and beyond*

Another commenter: Phil, you broke rule 0 of the internet. What have you done?
by akuwardmoments August 21, 2019
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internet tough guy

simular to the flamer and angry young man. the internet tough guy is a commonly a individual on the internet who tends to post agressive and threatening posts a marked tendancy towards right wing opnions on pretty much everything. anyone who disagrees with his or on occasion her will usually face a incorherant terade of homosexual referances and direct threats of physical voilence. (despite the sheer implausability of them tracking someone down) irrational hatred of anyone differant or vaguegly left/humane/intelligent or willing to critisise them. Also staunch supposters of anything voilent or aggressive and anyone who isnt is a 'PUSSY LIBERAL FAG'.
in truth internet tough guys are rather sad individuals with little or no dignity or charm
by zombiejack June 19, 2004
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Anti-Internet Monkey

fictional semi robotic creatures that are used as an excuse for bad internet connection.
Sorry i lost my connection i have Anti-Internet Monkeys in my house.
by Wattigny27 April 24, 2011
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Internet Tough Guy

Internet Tough Guys are the people who you will find in chatrooms, usually having some sort of badass name (e.g., Gladiatior007.) and an intimidating avatar. They'll contantly be bragging about how they beat the shit out of people and steal their girls or are a professional wrestler and weigh 400 pounds of pure muscle, and they'll often say things like "If I knew where you lived, i'd kick your ass." and other bluffs. 99.999999% of these people are socially awkward, weak people with few friends in real life. They are very easy to troll, and pretending to be an ITG is also a fun way to troll people.
Muscleman308: I'll find out where you live and beat the shit out of you!
Lolz:Internet Tough Guy much, faggot?
by sdbgvsgsfg January 26, 2011
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