generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon

Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.

Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!

by QuacksO September 28, 2018

Bacon

Uk slang. A uk prison name for sex offender.

Derived from rhyming slang - bacon bonce - nonce.

''That new con on A wing is a bacon'

by Sidders.02 March 27, 2021

Bacon mustache

When a guy covers his cock in bacon grease, then slaps his cock across a partners upper lip.

My upper lip is breaking out because my boyfriend gave me a bacon mustache last night.

by Kissthis69 May 26, 2021

Bacon

Heaven on earth

"Man I would love some bacon"

by Bacongoddes November 14, 2017

elijah bacon

The best guy in the world so hot and sexy he could have all the girls but has one

Wow he's so Elijah bacon.

by 😆 LOL July 7, 2017

Bacon Baiting

Manipulating someone into performing a service or favour on your behalf with the promise of bacon as the reward.

Brenda, have you tried bacon baiting Cyril into beating the pussy up?

by ElBee87 January 12, 2018

Bacon Hole

When you use a pipe cleaner to twist your dick into a curly pig tail and then proceed to turn her butt into a bacon hole.

I made her squeal like a pig when I got my curly dick into her bacon hole!

by AbominableBoMan May 22, 2017