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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person. The only thing you can do, is not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, that's about all i can tell you.
by Sexydimma December 16, 2014
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Human Molotov

The act of drinking a large amount of gasoline (BRAND NEW REFERENCE) then lighting your mouth on fire and jumping off a building.
Bro did you see that dude do the Human Molotov at the Carcass concert?! That was fucking metal bro.
by BRANDNEWYAYAYA July 20, 2025
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Human Squirt Gun

When a woman is able to squirt her pussy juice out like a squirt gun when ever she wants
by TheUsedTampon December 25, 2020
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Human popsicle

What liquid nitrogen turns someone into, according to a movie.
Nobody's frozen body part ever falls on to the floor of a room with a kerosene heater, since an audience might see something out of one the Terminator movies after first becoming a human popsicle.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021
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human dependence

when things relie on pepole to thrive.
An ecosystem that is very heavy on human dependence.
by sussy amogus imposter#7 August 31, 2021
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Human efficiency

Rubbing someone with their mouth open violently up and down your asscrack until their teeth and face are covered completely in shit and your asshole is lukewarm and almost sopping wet, using them like toilet paper.
Yeah, I used him for human efficiency
by H28373737 November 25, 2023
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Humans

"humans are tasty"
"I agree"
by Humansarefood April 11, 2022
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