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by KyraSpem October 1, 2017

Triple H

The back of my head when i dont shower :(

“ woooaahhh! Ur head looks like hurricane harvey ! Hurricane Harvey Head “

“ no..i just didn’t have time to shower this morning”

“ whatever u say Triple H ,LMFAOO”

by Atticus Glen October 12, 2017

Pat-h

Sticking one's big toe inside another's butthole and/or vagina, then wiggling the toe around, then making your partner lick/suck on the toe.

Last nights Pat-h was one of the activities in out orgi.

by pee-pee glands April 12, 2017

H-Jib

When a male is to lazy to take off his boxers after a tinder date so he recieves a hand job over the boxers

I was too lazy after the date that she decided to give me a H-Jib

by Djbillyballs May 5, 2017

andreas h

the cool guy

woah look at Andreas H over there, he's so cool

by theycallmefaker May 24, 2017

CreamS(h)tick

When an individual shits and reaches into the toilet take the shit out very carefully puts it into the fridge to solidify it. The person puts gasoline into a cup or measuring cup. Then the person ejaculates into the cup of choice and then gets the solidified shit and drills into the middle through the left or right end not all the way through. Then they put the 'cream' or semen into the turn. Put it back into the fridge and enjoy!

Gary loves his CreamS(h)tick!!

by VomitCock May 26, 2017

jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch

a term used to describe something shocking, or so dumfounded and stupid.

Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!

specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.

Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!

by Sparttjbkibweq23SsChief June 15, 2017