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To be ogled by a gay person.
Hey man, did that guy over there just google me?
--Yeah, I think he is googling you hardcore.
I bet he wants my cock. I'm going to go give it to him.
by Collegeguy21bi November 30, 2010
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Google Play Games

-A app by the legendary company Google, that give you instant games like Pac-man (A-Game-Where-You-Avoid-Ghosts-But-Get-Orbs), Snakes (A-Game-Where-You-Avoid-Yourself-And-The-Walls-But-Get-Food-For-Some-Reason), A-Game-That-You-Defuse-Mines (Minesweeper), and many more!
-The only fucking app that shows you your level, the fucking achievements, and the shitty yet inaccurate leaderboard.
Guy1: hey ima play some games, wanna see my level in google play games?
Guy2: sure.
*Everyone sees that Guy1's level is 3*
*Guy2 slaps Guy1* U A NUB???
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Google-Screwed

When a Google search returns false or inaccurate information. Your use of this information is embarrassing or humiliating.
Fred thought he had found some really good dirt on Joe. It turned out that Fred Google-Screwed himself.
by Ace of Kent March 30, 2022
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Google

A company that no one will ever understand.
Hey did you hear google made another new thing?
by black person with a big wigwog January 20, 2016
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Google

A shitty company that keeps deleting everything I have, being annoying, and being generally being shit.
Man, FUCK Google. I'm switching to Bing dawg.
by 711pizza June 22, 2025
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Google

The most used website in the world.It's so magical you can find the latest viruses,Girls and do home work.It's the perfect place to date on.BTW It's a verb.
by Snowman42 April 25, 2017
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National Google Form Day

Make all of your google forms today on December 4th.
"Kids remember when that girl got arrested on National Google Form Day for setting Hank Green up with a minor"
by Google form fan December 4, 2020
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