German Slip

Escaping to Argentina to evade the authorities.

He did the ol' German Slip, eh?

by headshotcraft April 19, 2023

German Cockroach

German cockroaches are a species of cockroach that like to live in warm, humid places close to food and moisture sources. They are frequently found in residential and commercial kitchen environments, and bathrooms, so these are the two most likely places for an infestation to occur. It is found worldwide. It is a common pest of households and storage facilities in much of the world.

There’s a German cockroach in my pantry.

by Brendan Schroeder April 29, 2023

German

An inferior way of speaking compared to "ooga booga? Ahh agaa doogoo". It originates from Germany and has way to many grammar rules.

"Ich kann nicht atmen"
"I don't speak German"

by Bridgeon May 17, 2023

German pressure

An expression used to respond to people who don't talk about the 1940s (something happened between 1939 and 1945 that i don't wanna talk about, so I'll German pressure myself. Hey me, do you have german pressure? Cuz you don't talk about 1940s.)

"Hey, do you have german pressure? Cause you don't talk about the 1940s."

by Qi_87 May 17, 2023

Garming

When you and your friends take turns ejaculating on a friend who is tied down.

Woodie, Noah, Ethan, and Travis are Garming their friend Landon

by Eggsalad0113 June 10, 2023

Garmin

Garmin is a US-based company specializing in GPS Prodcuts including: Car GPS Hiking GPSs and more

garmin makes GPS

by lanmor2013 August 19, 2023

German water

Obviously beer or bier. This is not an insult to the fine Germanic peoples everywhere nor the beverage they perfected.

Wolfgang:"I'm so thirlsty I could drink

American water."
Hans: "Nein! Drink our German water.

It has healing properties for all!"

by von groovy July 17, 2024