Horny God

Someone usually named Eric that’s unimaginably horny and tends to hit on minors

Jesus Christ that dude over there is probably a horny god

by is-this-legal March 11, 2020

god's gunpowder

Cocaine, yayo, coke, nose candy.

As in, "I was up all night on god's gunpowder before I jumped onto Tinder at 3 am."

by TdDub October 17, 2015

God and Anime

no True definition

Person 1: you can never defeat me, for I have the power of God and Anime on my side

Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Not You Bitch November 12, 2019

shade god

A shade God is someone who is shady in person but crazy nice and flirty on text

Kim k is a shade God because she flirts with me on text but disses me in real life

by Anon 1 May 25, 2016

Weather God

A Meteorologist whose predictions are always right.

"hey did u see the weather, the weather man predicted a month ago that it would snow today and it did"

"Yea that guy is a Weather God

by Demolition5 December 29, 2011

gods grass

Gods greatest creation... weed

I don’t drink i only smoke gods grass

by V24💗🦋🌼 February 22, 2018

Crab God

The ultimate holy being that created the world and everything that exists. Has four children. Can be read about in the Crabble.
Crabble can go found on reddit at r/PraiseTheCrabGod

Smart Joe: I praised Crab God today!
Stupid Elin: I didn't!!!
Smart Joe: You will once you read the Crabble!

by Mr. Duk October 16, 2020