Fire Fighter

A sex move where the man, while fucking the girl, sets her on fire. When the girl screams for help, the man proceeds to cum on her face.

Man, I totally pulled the fire fighter on her last night!

by NinjaPornStar April 17, 2010

stage fright

The tension of bladder exit muscles so that no pee can be expelled. It happens when other guys at the urinal are pissing away and also if one or two are hung like a horse and you are not.

"Hi guys Joe has stage fright again and can't pee." "I came in here because I need to pee bad. I am not leaving until I do"

by Clean Fil February 18, 2005

Crow's Flight

The shortest distance from Point A to B without factoring in things like traffic, highways etc.

"Dude, this site says she is only 25 miles away"
"25 miles by a crow's flight"

by KyleReese November 13, 2009

Vagina Stage Fright

The act of not being able to pee in a public restroom.

I tried to use the bathroom at the mall and I had vagina stage fright..I froze up and nothing would come out!!

by Just a random female April 20, 2011

sword fighting

A playful sexual game in which two men attack each other with erect penises.

Sword fighting is an activity I have never engaged in (nor plan to). I prefer the ladies.

by Bungalow Bill June 13, 2002

fishtanking

When it is late at night (around 3am) and your intoxicants have worn off, and you are just a shell wandering or staring aimlessly at walls, like a fish in a tank. Also, to actually fishtank you cannot be aware you are doing it -- that would mean you're coherent.

"We have to get Kevin home -- he's totally fishtanking."

by djdiem March 3, 2009

crank that flight 2074

when you're on a flight and you see a girl who is sleeping with an empty seat next to her, you slide in next to her and start masturbating and ejaculate in her hair. she will file a $200,000 lawsuit against the airline.

i did a crank that flight 2074 on dis chick and now american airlines has to pay out 200k

by austingale March 16, 2008