February 17

National Give A girl Some HEAD day

me: hey it’s February 17th
him: OH!! it’s national give a girl head day!
me: yeah… am i gonna get some?

him: fuck yeahhh!

by thatbitch333 February 12, 2023

February 13th

National Mokus Day!

Hey Phil, are you celebrating National Mokus Day? Today is February 13th, did you forget?

by fil_mcdrum February 14, 2023

14th of February

The day where single people's thinks what they did wrong to be so lonely

Guy1: I love 14th of February I can give my girl something

Guy2: Shut the fuck up!

by Lot of worries February 14, 2023

February 15th

National Kenneths Coffee Day

In honor of our dear, retired teacher, Kenneth who always drank coffee.

You must drink a very large amount on coffee on February 15th to honor him.

by blondekin February 15, 2023

February 16

National wear a shirt that describes you day

On February 16 wear Shirt that describes you

by coacanmoney February 16, 2023

February 16

Nation Micah day.

It’s February 16, it’s national Micah day, I’m gonna murder your family because you’re not Micah. I love Micah. Micah G is the best.

by HayHaypoops08 February 16, 2023

February 18th

Beat up a monke day, This day is used as an excuse to beat up any of your friends who are acting extra MONKE today this can be in the form on chimp shenanigans to gorilla meltdowns use it wisely.

Today is February 18th which is beat up a monke day

by Burgerman665 February 18, 2023