When one loves a good hollow in the ear
“Oi girl, left or right”
I know you like that, ear fetish type shiet
“Oi girl, left or right”
I know you like that, ear fetish type shiet
by Ksixiwke September 27, 2020

An uncomfortably high decibel noise (most of the time a persons voice) on popular voice chat programs such as Teamspeak or Ventrilo. This is often the result of a poor microphone or the inbound/gain volume being too high.
(verb)
Ricardo: HEY GUYS, WHATS UP? READY TO RAID????
Nate: DUDE! OMG! Ric, turn down your frikkin mic man! You just ear crit the whole room!
(noun)
Ryan: We were in Ice Crown last night on Warcraft, and Danny joined the raid channel to ask how we were doing. His mic was so high, he ear crit the entire channel and caused us to wipe on our fight!
Ricardo: HEY GUYS, WHATS UP? READY TO RAID????
Nate: DUDE! OMG! Ric, turn down your frikkin mic man! You just ear crit the whole room!
(noun)
Ryan: We were in Ice Crown last night on Warcraft, and Danny joined the raid channel to ask how we were doing. His mic was so high, he ear crit the entire channel and caused us to wipe on our fight!
by N8bit July 22, 2010

Not to be confused with an Earring Lesbian, Earring Pansexual's are a rare breed of Pansexual, who love to a unhealthy degree big and bulky earrings. However strange they may be.
"Hey dude isn't Alice a Earring Lesbian?"
"No, Alice is Pansexual."
"Oh, so she's an earring Pansexual."
"I guess so.."
"No, Alice is Pansexual."
"Oh, so she's an earring Pansexual."
"I guess so.."
by Appleinzeocean July 6, 2023

Dumbo shaped ears that stick out more east/west than north/south. They have to stick through the hairdo to count.
Great for grabbing onto while directing someone performing oral sex on you. Absolute control.
Great for grabbing onto while directing someone performing oral sex on you. Absolute control.
It's the hot chick on CNN with the blonde hair and steerage ears sticking out. She would be fun to hold onto.
by jakestewart291 October 28, 2021

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