A moronic, cartoonish, clodpate and oafish bumblefart. He is one whose rank ineptitude, appalling ignorance, and cringy absence of emotional restraint and impulse control create a perfect shitstorm of noxious reprehensibility. A figure more shockingly vile yet comically absurd than any mere satire could envisage, he is dastardly yet dumb, abhorrent yet asinine, pernicious yet pinheaded. The Donald Trump is a bellicose überbaffoon, thrashing about in a crap-packed diaper as he burps and bellows his malignant bile in every direction, smearing us all with the taint of his sulfurous odium.
The Donald Trump posted another nugget of verbal excrement to his social media account whist perched atop his gold-painted shitter last night.
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The man with a plan to make America great again.
The guy who actually has common sense and a functioning brain.
The guy who isn’t bothered by untrue insults.
The man with a plan to make America great again.
The guy who actually has common sense and a functioning brain.
The guy who isn’t bothered by untrue insults.
Person 1: have you seen how Joe Biden has ruined the American economy?
Person 2: that’s why we should’ve voted for Donald Trump…
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by ProudAmerican February 29, 2024
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