poodle in the dark

Something that is exciting but shouldn't be, in the same way that a poodle may be exciting to dog-lovers but would not be in the dark (where it cannot be seen). Full phrase: 'Exciting as a poodle in the dark'.

Your friend gets excited over something mundane and pointless. You remark: "That was a real poodle in the dark!"

by AspiringAristotle February 11, 2019

Dark pirate 2.0

Closing one girls eyes shut during sex by using your own cum

Oh boy that girl last night didn’t want it. I had to close her eyes shut using the Dark Pirate 2.0 technique

by Blackmajic2.0 September 24, 2018

Fly of girls dark blue panty undies.

Which girls pee on the potty through which they wet their dark blue panty undies less, since when girls pee their unambulatory to take of their dark blue panty undies.

Esp girls under 10 will feel good of the fly of girls dark blue panty undies.

by Turo Fernandez September 26, 2018

Dark

Something that is bad eg opposite to lit

Bob: bro I got set 3 pieces of homework yesterday
Ryan: really? Man that’s so dark

by NKAW September 27, 2018

dark fard

Another word for dick face , occurred by accident now when meant to call someone a dick face and said dark fard for everymore used

Girl : he’s so rude to other girls isn’t he

Another girl : Ugh yeh Ruairi is such a dark fard, he’s so mean and rude such a (dick face )

by ela May 23, 2018

Dark Wind

When the warm gusts of darkness channel through your inner gut caverns, escaping with the smell of infernal incense

I ate a ton of jalapeño kettle chips last night, and my body has been creating an incredible amount of dark wind in response

by MakingBathroom May 31, 2018

Dark Matter

When an extremely dark motherfucker cumshots into someones face.

She loved daddy's dark matter late in the night.
Look that girl just got covered in dark matter.

by Skinny jimmy June 6, 2018