Cutting my grass

When a person, whether they're your friend or not, tunes or tries to chat up the person you're trying to tune or chat up and steal them from you.

Dude, stop talking to Katie, you're cutting my grass!

haha, I've been talking to Jack a lot recently, I'm so cutting Jen's grass.

by jfd ksm October 30, 2011

cuts like a golfcart

this is the term you give to anyone who looks slow, unathletic, and uncordinated when they are running the football. can be applied to guys in the NFL, your fatass buddy playing flag football, or even to a guy in a video game.

"this tailback fuckin' sucks; he cuts like a golfcart"

by stan April 12, 2006

Day of 1000 Cuts

A type of bad day that consists primarily of mishaps and general problems that one knowingly has no right to openly complain about, either being too minor and inconsequential to be worth getting upset over or are because of that person's own poor decisions, until the person in question's temper boils over.

I overslept, I forgot to pack a lunch,I stub my toe on the way out, I have to drive for an hour while keeping a fly trapped with me in the car out of my face, I remember that I have to get an oil change, all of my ceramic pots exploded in the kiln because of air-bubbles in them, I leave my homework in my car and only remember until after I make it to class and then I have to sit in traffic in an hour, a firetruck overseeing the wreck taking up three lanes on the freeway. "Death by 1000 Cuts"? Well mine was a Day of 1000 Cuts.

by The Logical Fallacy October 4, 2018

Bakewell bowl cut

The “unforgiving” bowl hair cut from Pennsylvania. Typically women have this cut.

-Hey look over there…doesn’t she look familiar?
~Who?
-The girl over there with the Bakewell bowl cut
~Ohhh now I see her

by Banasy June 26, 2023

Cincinnati Buzz Cut

Double circumcision; the act of circumcising an already circumcised individual.

"Hey, have you seen Louie around?"
"Nah, nobody has seen Louie since Tony got ahold of him and gave him a Cincinnati Buzz Cut."

by Murf Bronlo May 26, 2021

slit-knife-cut

To speak bullshit to make others think you are a tough guy with a computer, when your really a fat douche with a computer.

slit-knife-cut:
Yes I do make hacks for a certain Enterprise.

I got laid when I was 12.

by Professor Spud January 20, 2008

Cut him off

He only wanted my money so i had to cut him off.

Snip snip cut him off.

by mennäperille December 10, 2019