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Crime stoppers junkie

People who are addicted to crime stoppers informant tips may not necessarily be drug addicts, but more akin to gambling addicts and the dopamine response to a jackpot or 'pay out'.
How many crime stoppers junkies on the call in show tonight?
by Modern Women December 24, 2025
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Crime stoppers network

Crime stoppers is a private investigative company the subcontract police services in Canada. However, crime stoppers only awards or responds to people in the crime stoppers network. No victum services for anyone outside of the network, they also award diatribe lawsuits which of course only include crime stoppers diatribes and street gangs and their members in their chrime stoppers network. There are disability access rights with this private company, and what to do when entire regions and the provincial police subcontract all police service call to this private company who do not take witness statements from citizen outside their network
Crime stoppers network only awards victum services to people within the crime stoppers network. And only crime stoppers network members have police services.
by Modern Women January 2, 2026
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Chimp Ripping It

The act of whacking your shit so hard, you run the risk of ripping your genitals clean off.
I was in the emergency room last night cause I was chimp ripping it. I literally chimp ripped my penis straight off my body.
by Chimp Ripper 9000 January 11, 2026
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Big Crime

Big crime is a cooler way of saying Big time, which is a cooler way of saying yes.
Hey Timmy, were the fish biting today?

Timmy: Bo yah.. big crime!!!

Translation: "yes, i got alot of bites"
by K LaVine August 18, 2006
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Christmas Crime

Term coined by Kid Cudi to describe the stealing or selling of something in order to give a child a gift for Christmas.
"Hey scott, how'd your mom get you that new iPod?"

"I dont know, she probably Christmas Crime'd it."
by bstank1 September 23, 2009
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messerschmitt cramp

A sore neck, Allied pilots in WWII got sore necks from constantly turning their heads looking for Meserschmitt fighter planes.
I've got a hulluva Messerschmitt cramp after that mission!
by gargoyle6969 September 6, 2010
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Cunt-Cramp

1: When one women impedes the social progress of another female.

2: The female equivalent of a "Cock-Block"
I totally would hook up with that hot acoustic guitar player, but my girlfriend keeps "Cunt-Cramping me
by phieleblunt November 19, 2010
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