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An increasingly irrelevant position for a homosexual person to take. Exaggerated fear of exposure and the resultant evasive, hypocritical behaviour, can lead to tension, lack of trust, The inability of that person to make any freinds.
Closets are the true reason homosexuals are not trusted.
"my boyf...girlfreind"
"He's saying that because he's a closet homosexual, yet he dosn't talk about anything else"
Closet by Larry Grayson October 7, 2003

Closet Conservative 

Somebody who is kinda conservative but afraid to tell people because they are surrounded by a liberal majority that seems loud and scary because of that one time that SUPER conservative guy voiced his absolutely idiotic beliefs and was hated by everyone who wasn't scared of him shooting the place up or of the few who agreed.
Friend 1: Ya know insert name here?

Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: Ya know how they always get quiet when we talk about politics?
Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: I totally think they're a closet conservative.
Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: Yeah.
Closet Conservative by Imwy June 19, 2017

Eyes:Closed 

a metalhead whom cannot keep his eyes open whilst baked.

also, a bomb ass song by the band The Contortionist
The Contortionist's song Eyes:Closed is the shit.
Eyes:Closed by herrllyreahh March 11, 2011
A person who imitates the actions or terms of another, like copy catting, but changing the other person's coinage just enough to thinly veil their own lack of originality.
This burger tastes nasty. Either the meat is rancid or some cloner used soy instead of beef.
Cloner by Keelypedia November 4, 2010
children: small tiny people that look just like their parents.. but really really small.
When you breed, you're cloning yourself.. so to say.

"look at that little clone."
clone by Barnacle November 16, 2006

dirty cloe 

Omg do you see that dirty cloe