child gobbler

A child gobbler is someone who enjoys slobbering on the nobs of children.

One child gobbler is Luke who slobs child nobs every weekend

by England Undead1 July 11, 2019

Man Child

Caden

1: have you seen Caden?
2: yeah he is such a man child

by chelsea3838388383 March 28, 2021

High Child

Mars / @Human_3562

She is a high child.

by Gogurte_Empire May 29, 2024

Honorary Middle Child

This would be an oldest sibling, who was ignored like a typical middle sibling but probably due to their parents splitting and having children with their new partners

"What's their problem?"
"They're upset because they're being ignored like a middle sibling."
"Oh they must be an honorary middle child."

by atinygoodsir October 5, 2020

bar-child

A child at a bar due to others idiotic tendencies

Mom: you spent hafe your life at this bar
Me : ya im a bar-child

by Cottonclouds March 11, 2023

Douche Child

Maturity level of Ex-husband

He is such a douche child !

by KayChas January 22, 2019

Reverse man child/girl child

Someone that is grown on the surface, but is a child and a clown beneath the surface facade.

He just got stole on by the reverse man child/girl child.

by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021