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Canadian Kiss

A kiss that's a fantasy and truly never gonna happen.
1: Jeez, i really want to get kissed by someone famous
2;Oh you mean a Canadian kiss?
by Cashthatcheck June 2, 2018
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Canadian boyfriend

Canadian boyfriend: Is a male friend who does all the things/duties that are generally required of your typical boyfriend. Things like going to arts & crafts fairs, out for brunch with her and her girlfriends or out to a romantic comedy at the theatre. Only for her to have you drop her off at the guy’s place, that gets the reward(spend the night) for all the Canadian boyfriend time you just put in.
Amanda: Did I just see Sarah get dropped off at Shawn’s place by Mike, after her and Mike spent all day together?

Amanda: I’m so confused.

Lindsay: Sarah usually spends the night at Shawn’s. Mike’s just her Canadian boyfriend.
by Primetime978 July 18, 2024
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Cursed a Canadian

Being Cursed a Canadian means you're more shy then usual due to being in a large crowd of people which you do not know well. The Term Originates from the Stereotype that Canadians are shy.
The Phrase is also, Occasionally, Said as "Cursed as a Canadian", Or replaced with "Shy as a Canadian".
by Captin Rickshaw June 22, 2022
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stupid canadian

see Justin Trudeau, stupid canadian that he is.
by natchoman2 February 13, 2024
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Canadian Maplefucking

The act of filling a male's asshole with maple syrup while rubbing his moose knuckle at the same time, usually with a "Y" hand shape to represent the antlers of a moose.
"What the fuck is Canadian Maplefucking...?"
by Grogon September 7, 2025
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canadian aspirin

When ya boi square face gets a cut and he asks for that dank percocet but all u got is a band-aid and belly button lint.
Square) Ay yo fam u got that percocet?
Me) Nah just a canadian Aspirin
by Its ya boi 13 June 11, 2017
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Canadian Bacon

A remarkably salty piece of thick sliced ham, that in no way, shape or form is bacon. It does, however taste pretty similar.
Person 1: I'm going to have some Canadian Bacon.
Person 2: Why? Why not actual bacon?
by Not funny. Didn't Laugh. December 15, 2021
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