canadian television

the big rectangular screen on your shelf that jumpscares you with an amber alert from across the fucking country at midnight

this man is so canadian television

by xenrax June 30, 2024

Canadian Double Standard

A form of 69 where both participants chunnel each other.

I was just gonna chunnel her, but then she got me in the ol' Canadian Double Standard!

by Dizzy Pink June 04, 2015

Canadian Seagulls

A slang for the common animal 'Canadian Geese'

"Wow! Look at all those Canadian Seagulls"

by TheDefinitionFox October 02, 2018

Canadian nose job

1) When your nose gets broken while playing hockey.

2) Euphemism for rough sexual encounter with a Canadian

1, 2) I should have given him 2 minutes in the penalty box for the Canadian nose job he gave me.

by Oxford Hood December 18, 2018

Canadian nose job

The Canadian nose job is a form of sexual pleasure where the man sticks his big nose in a women’s vagina and blows his nose then licks the snot back up from inside the vagina.

I gave Susie a Canadian nose job last night. It was fuckin fantastic!

by Sweaty Kaink June 09, 2020

canadian tramway

When maple syrup is injected into the penile shafts, whilst also coating an erect penis

"Tyler gave me one huge Canadian tramway last night!"

by SLIGE MAN March 17, 2018

Canadian fire drill

When your server leaves and everyone at the table switches seats and/or tables before he/she gets back just to fuck with them.

"My asshole table just did a Canadian fire drill now they are all mixed up in the pos system!"

"She's gone! Hurry and do a Canadian fire drill before she gets back!"

by Trogdor312 August 18, 2020