California Potato Chip

Little dried chips of man chowder and pussy juice that you find stuck to the back seat of your car. Delicious with clam dip. Watch out for the BBQ version.

Don’t ride in his back seat because someone spilled a bag of California Potato Chips back there. You get pregnant or cut yourself.

by Masaj Marod February 9, 2025

California lung butter

When a man’s genitals are fully inserted into an esophagus and ejaculation occurs into the respiratory system.

Took her home and gave her the ol’ California lung butter

by Gnatnoop February 15, 2025

California Sober

A way of deluding yourself into thinking you are sober by getting high on weed. This delusion practice is often associated with former alcoholics.

John says he's California sober cause he only smokes weed now. He must be high. No one is that stupid.

by Mighty Slim February 22, 2025

California Math

When the number or quantity portrayed by an individual is no where near what the actual number or quantity is.

Kendrick said we only had 2 truck loads of boxes to move, there was 7. He needs to stop using that California math when counting.

by Dumpsterfire Commando March 20, 2025

California Shower Method

Jerking off in California so much that you pass out while taking a shower.

Guys, last night I did the California Shower Method

by oasp March 20, 2025

California Slime

When Three Women Discharge into a ball of slime and give it to another man/women to play with.

Terry: Hey man how are you doing.

James: Not good, I was the victim of a California Slime by Jessica, Debby, and Amber.

by Godzilla's Left Nut March 31, 2025

California cursed

Embracing the positives and negatives of growing up in California . Embracing where you come from.

Hey Stephanie where are you from? Oh I’m “California cursed.”

by DRAINEDDD April 19, 2025