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Californians 

are the classiest mother fuckers in the U.S... BITCHES!
who are those people? they're classy as fuckin hell!

THOSE MUST BE CALIFORNIANS!
Californians by hellya97 January 3, 2011

Californian Windpipe 

The Californian Windpipe is a maneuver in which a female (or sometimes a male) puts any sort of flute, piccolo, wind blown instrument into either:

exhibit a; the vagina

or

exhibit b; the ass.
They then proceed to fart/queef and perform a somewhat artistic piece of work.
usually followed by excessive cleaning of the instrument,
or if it isn't theirs, placement back where it came from.
very difficult maneuver with very few masters.
Dude, i played Marry Had a Little Lamb by doing the Californian Windpipe.

Skill.
Was that before or after you pulled the Alabama Hot Pocket and Abraham Lincoln on that skank?

Californication

To become part of California, or act like one, etc.
The choice of whether or not it should do with fornication is entirely up to the one that is Californicated.
"Dream of Californication..."
Californication by Dave April 16, 2004

Californian Stretch 

The act of stretching a persons butthole and putting both fists in until they Rosebud
Person 1: Hey bro what did you do last night

Person 2: I gave my girl the Californian Stretch

Person 1: Sounds like a fun night bro
Californian Stretch by ASS_RAT September 21, 2021

Californian Drumset 

Basically you and your partner both take a shit and you pick up the two pieces of shit and slap them off of your partners ass while screaming Californian Drumset
tim krul: do you want to do a Californian drumset

bill cosby: yes

True Californian 

One who smokes tons of weed; a crackhead

Someone who is visibly high
Yo, I think Brian is a true Californian
True Californian by planah August 16, 2018