Second Boner
Can occur as quickly as five minutes after first boner has run its course. Often unpredictable, always exciting. Enjoy!
Second Boner by xoxojh December 27, 2011
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Forbidden boner
An erection caused by someone you're not supposed to be attracted in the first place, eg, teachers, cousins, hot aunty, your best friend's mom or your best friend.
Forbidden boner by Lemonade_company September 10, 2012
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Accidental Boner
When a guy gets hard just from light physical contact with or just being around a person that he is crushing on. It happens without warning and can sometimes create an awkward situation if the other person notices.
Jimmy: Hey Daniel! Me and Jessica are having an arm wrestling contest. Do you want in?
Daniel: Nah, with Jessica there I'll just get another Accidental Boner.
Jimmy: Jessica is pretty hot. I understand.
Daniel: Nah, with Jessica there I'll just get another Accidental Boner.
Jimmy: Jessica is pretty hot. I understand.
Accidental Boner by TheMinecraftPlaya June 10, 2013
Naked Boner Leap Frog
A game that takes traditional leap frog to another level.
How to play:
Minimum of 2 players, and all players must be male.
The players must take turns leaping over each other whilst completely naked, and avoid becoming sexually aroused.
The last man without an erection is declared the winner, also known as the "Last Man Not Standing".
How to play:
Minimum of 2 players, and all players must be male.
The players must take turns leaping over each other whilst completely naked, and avoid becoming sexually aroused.
The last man without an erection is declared the winner, also known as the "Last Man Not Standing".
Joe: *hop*
Hank: *hop*
Greg: Ow, my eye!
Hank: Sorry Greg!
Greg: No problem! *hop* Uh oh... Looks like Joe is the Last Man Not Standing!
Joe: Not for long!
Hank: Wow that was fun! Who's up for another round of Naked Boner Leap Frog?!
Hank: *hop*
Greg: Ow, my eye!
Hank: Sorry Greg!
Greg: No problem! *hop* Uh oh... Looks like Joe is the Last Man Not Standing!
Joe: Not for long!
Hank: Wow that was fun! Who's up for another round of Naked Boner Leap Frog?!
Naked Boner Leap Frog by Amazua October 5, 2013
eternal boner
When a girl is so hot that you spend most of your sexual thoughts focused on her, leading to a massive erection that seems to almost never go away, she has given you the eternal boner.
Guy 1: "Dude, I can't stop thinking about Anna. She's so hot, bro."
Guy 2: "That's because she gives you the eternal boner, man."
Guy 1: "Word."
Guy 2: "That's because she gives you the eternal boner, man."
Guy 1: "Word."
eternal boner by Bear Master November 2, 2013
Circumstantial boner
Dee: what is that poking my back?
Brian: sorry, it's my Circumstantial boner. We were spooning and your butt kinda felt good.
Brian: sorry, it's my Circumstantial boner. We were spooning and your butt kinda felt good.
Circumstantial boner by greyhound goldfish November 19, 2013
Disapproval Boner
A disapproval boner is what old, judgmental people get when they see something sexualized that was produced for the consumption of a younger audience. Clearly a sign of intense self-loathing.
As defined by Jon Stewart on the Daily Show 5/1/14, referencing Bill O'Reilly's condemnation of Beyonce's sexualized videos.
As defined by Jon Stewart on the Daily Show 5/1/14, referencing Bill O'Reilly's condemnation of Beyonce's sexualized videos.
"Bill O'Reilly probably ran that sexy Beyonce B-roll in order to bring some much-needed disapproval boners to his aging audience."
Disapproval Boner by Yes, *that* Essence May 2, 2014