Mysterious brown person

Someone who has a very dark complexion but tells you they are from Swedish or German or something.
Hey is Mark hispanic?

No he's German. He's a mysterious brown person
by kay-hizzle May 01, 2007
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The Best Person Ever

Alicia also known as "Dot" or "Ali Dot" is the co-creator, owner and partner of Man and Man inc. is the best person ever.
I do not need to give an example...everyone just knows...she is the best person ever...its something we do not need to be told we are just aware of it..such as water is for drinking and air is for breathing..no one tells you this...you just know.
by Liloooo August 14, 2010
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homeless person's law

a "homeless person's" sign can only say 'god bless' it CANNOT say, 'god bless YOU'!!
space alien seeking $$ -god bless! is an example of homeless person's law
by michael foolsley December 03, 2009
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Apple pie person

A type of person or a group of people that are your average mini yuppie. (Or can be the children of a yuppie.) They live in mansions or big houses, rich or higher class familes, and deeply into their schooling. EX: Being involed with plays, musicals, clubs, etc. They have very high gradepoint averages/G.P.A.s and their 100% NORMAL. Their idea of fun is sitting around talking about stupid shit like talking about what their familes will buy them. Their ultimate rivals are the alternatives. They also like all the lastest things and pretty much HATE anything vintage.
Apple Pie: "OMG! I just saw the new Justin Bieber song on MTV last night! Its AMAZING! AND my parents are letting me go shopping in N.Y.C.!! YAY!

Me: "Mtv is a shit show showing all the stupid crap that artitst write with no meaning at all. Justin I suck ass Bieber especially. Seriously, listen to Metallica, The Beatles, Misifts, or Smashing Pumpkins and THEN come back to talk to me about DECENT music. And it wouldn't hurt to shop at a salvation army warehouse."

Apple pie: o_O "Who?"

Me: *Facepalm* "Oh my god...Damn Apple pie person...."
by FreeToBeMe January 24, 2011
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valid straight person

A term used by the LGBTQ community (primarily gays and bis) to describe cis het people that aren’t stereotypically straight.

These people tend to be allies and very supportive and kind towards members of the community. They are also probably funny and easygoing when it comes to jokes about being straight.
Girl 1: Is Harry Styles straight?
Girl 2: I think so, but even if he is, he’s definitely a valid straight person.
Girl 1: Oh yeah for sure.
by c00chieman69 October 02, 2020
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normal fucking person

When people look at you and can not say
"What the FUCK?"
guy #1: Why are you not dressed up for your speech?
guy #2: Because I'm a normal person... A normal fucking person.
by xiaonomercy November 28, 2008
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