Nerd Fucker

someone who spends their shallow, empty life playing WoW instead of socialising with real friends; not computers. Nerd Fuckers come in all sorts of appearances.. Ugly, greasy.. GAY.

'Dude, that guy is such a nerd fucker!'

by Meggan_x February 5, 2009

nerd dizzle

very cool. can be used as noun or adjective. originating from gossip girl.

hello my nerd dizzle

thats the nerd dizzle

by chomple chomple May 8, 2010

nerd drop

when you knock books out of someones hands in school yell NERD DROP and run away

(see nerd jack)

NERD DROP!!

by vassmoney baby December 20, 2008

nerd dirty

v. To be dirtied by nerdiness. To be unintentionally exposed to uncool behavior as by proximity or auditory transmission.

Hey Jacko, we may be forced to nerd dirty the poor bastard.

by 7abitha May 12, 2008

E-nerd

Emotional Nerd/Electronic Nerd One who cries continually at his screen and screams bloody murder at video games.

E-nerd videos are seen continually smashing their keyboards with their computer monitors!

by Rawrified September 21, 2006

battery nerd

A total computer nerd who constantly checks his batteries on his smartphone laptop whatever, and freaks if his piece of technology wont have the power to make it through the day.

nerd: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my iphone4 wont have the power to work through 2pm today!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude standing next to him: hey shut the fuck up you fucking battery nerd

by yeahididthat October 28, 2010

Nerd Boner

An erection that is gained by nerds when they talk about technology. Benjamin Joseph Wickens gets them all the time.

What happens when people talk about goigle fiber is a Nerd Boner.

by welshcaravan May 15, 2014