Jacob Mooney

A well defined sexy Asian man

Man look at Jacob Mooney over there he a snack

by The Finkleburg February 6, 2024

jacob

jacob is the type of person that doesnt take his turn in monopoly and likes huge dick he is probably one of the gayest people in the world but sometimes he can be a homie when he isnt with his boyfriend. when he is with his boyfriend he likes to suck him off for hours

freind: jacob? what a fag

boyfriend: let me suck your dick daddy

by kaya shepard April 17, 2020

Jacob

A very very short person, Is cool and funny, and gets all the ladies. Often likes girls named Brooklynn

"Oh look, Its Jacob, He get ALL the ladies."

by bigboychungas September 25, 2020

Jacob

always has a hard cock when talking to his friends because he is secretly gay. when his homies act sus around him he pre-cums. he also fantasizes about his homies.

“Hey look it’s jacob”
“He’s probably hard right now”
“haha”

by Daddy oofin November 22, 2021

Dylan Jacob

Best rapper ever better than snoop dog

Girls: OMG it’s dylan Jacob guys my idol.🍆💦
Dylan Jacob : Fresher than my sneakers let’s play back over leader I feel like a cheater shoot pass my teacher.

by Jackitychan September 21, 2018

jacob

At first you would think that jacob is a sweet, kind, loving and all around great guy but you are wrong. He is a manwhore and doesn’t have any respect for a girl. He will call many girls hot no matter if he has a girl or not. He will go for any girl he sees and then break their hearts if they are not good enough for him. He doesn’t know how to get his feelings straight. Don’t fall for a jacob

girl 1 : jacob told my friend that he has feelings for me.

girl 2 : the fact that he told your friend that and not even you is already a red light.

girl 1 : true but he is so cute.

girls 2 : that doesn’t matter he calls so many girls hot. You can’t prove that he won’t call another girl hot when you guys are together.

by irllydontlikeu1854 December 22, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is a complete fucking peice of shit who is nothing more than a ditwit idiot. But sometimes he's pretty cool.

Jacob's a shithead but cool when you get to know him

by Frankendorf April 12, 2019