lightswitch raves

A rave party where you turn the lights on and off repeatedly.
Only done by The Cheat.

"the sistem is down th-th-the sistem is down, down down down... (lights flash on and off repeadtedly)
"the cheat is grounded...
"I installed that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off, not throw lightswitch raves!"

lightswitch raves by ilikecereal February 12, 2006

Light post 

when a guy is laying on a bed with his erect penis up and she jumps of a diving board and lands on him with her legs spread apart and his penis goes inside her vagina.

yo jerry, my girlfriend gave me the best light post ever.
jerry: thats lit dude!

Light post by Abd al Alim May 1, 2018

lightsaber 

The ultimate anal raping tool.

Obi-Wan: Christ...Jar Jar, turn around, would you?

Jar Jar: Yessa Obi!

Jar Jar turns around. Obi-Wan ignites his lightsaber. Blue flash, sizzles, Gungan screams.

Obi-Wan: This is for the Republic!

lightsaber by Slufa July 13, 2007

light weight 

meaning a little bit

"Do you like the song leave (get out) by jojo?"
"Light weight, it's ok."

light weight by lil miss lani May 12, 2004

25 lighters

To hustle everyday in a effort to remove all of your stock and get paid accordingly.

25 lighters on my dresser/yes sir/I got to get paid.

(See the DJ DMD,FAT PAT,LIL' KEKE song "25 Lighters" for further guidence.

25 lighters by The real Scotty-D February 18, 2008

light on the feet 

a term describing male homosexuality. derogitory term.

John seems a little light on the feet.

light on the feet by Raub January 27, 2005

blinded by the light

having the need to make a very messy bowel movement (revved up like a deuce)

oh man, i had some bad Mexican food last night, and now I'm blinded by the light!

blinded by the light by halo6819 May 1, 2010