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Abu Zubair

Zubair Sarookh's dad.

He's very intelligent.
Umm Zubair: Test the oven, see if it's working.
Abu Zubair: Test walla exam *insert Abu Zubair laugh*
by Hmmzamn January 23, 2022
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zubar

A dumb ass NULL creature whose existence confilicts with the definition of humanity.
by ChaldeanKobra January 26, 2004
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Zumbrota

Small town located in Goodhue county. Known for parties, good times, and prodigy hillbillies.
I'm thirsty, lets Zumbrota all night long.
Look he has half an arm and is wearing bibs, he must be from Zumbrota.
by cdudeman September 25, 2011
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Zombat

Zombat is a combination of the words combat and zombie, and refers to battling zombies in combat. The best way to defeat zombies, (according to various zombie movies) is through is destroying the brain, and the best way to do that is through headshots.

Close quarters combat is not recommended due to zombies can only attack in close quarters combat by biting. Zombies are undead slow creatures who's bite is infectious to the living, creating more zombies. Lone zombies are not much of a threat, however they often come in crowds and then they are a big threat. Their population often expands rapidly due to their infectious bite.

Various organizations are dedicated to the elimination of the zombie menace through zombat. These organizations include Zombie Squad, FVZA, OZORT, and Tactical Underground. There are books out there by Max Brooks that deal with zombat and zombie survivalism. These include The Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z.
Our team engaged in zombat yesterday. We took out the zombie horde that was near St. Louis. However, we lost Chris to the zombie horde. Bless his soul.
by SkinnyZan November 1, 2006
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Zimbabwe Piston

you lay across two chairs then someone below you sticks a penis up your ass then you stick your penis on a person on top of you's ass. You must maintain constant insurtion, thus making it look like a piston of a car.
Last night George, Steve and I got two chairs and decided to Zimbabwe Piston
by Rim Dad Toucher March 6, 2011
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Zimbabwean Bologna queef

A sex act. Although details are widely disputed, the Zimbabwean Bologna queef is when a man's foreskin is pulled back by use of the eyelids.

The word queef was used in the name due to similarities in fluttery splurft sounds, or so allege many of the leading experts.

Few claim the eyelid strength to successfully complete such an endevour.

There is said to be a mystical dojo atop mt. Fuji, where grueling and rigorous training prepares one for the life achievement of a proper Zimbabwean Bologna queef.
As if he wasn't surprised enough after 'the hook' I made him smell chloroform and woke him up from the prison party with a Zimbabwean Bologna queef.
by Bonknob November 5, 2013
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Zumb

To go super fast with a comb in your hand
Did you see him?

Yes he was zumbing.
by MH0505 October 21, 2019
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