Ziggy: I just found out a new way to rig the fantasy draft!
Person: Isn't that immoral? We just play for fun... Also, didn't you come second to last last year, were you rigging that as well?
Ziggy: Yes I am self conscious, I lost last year but don't worry i'm going to be increasing the points I get this year so I can't possibly lose.
Person: Really man?
Ziggy: Yes
Person: I'm not going to play fantasy if your going to cheat we are no longer friends!
Person: Isn't that immoral? We just play for fun... Also, didn't you come second to last last year, were you rigging that as well?
Ziggy: Yes I am self conscious, I lost last year but don't worry i'm going to be increasing the points I get this year so I can't possibly lose.
Person: Really man?
Ziggy: Yes
Person: I'm not going to play fantasy if your going to cheat we are no longer friends!
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