Genuinely such a dumbass. uses 1 single thing against everything and always makes him seem like the good guy. Makes everything abt himself so like idk. if ur a zayan above the age of like 13 or 14 then ur good
Ew look at this Zayan
by Just.falling.into.you September 14, 2022
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Guy 1: yo watch out for that bozo, zayden over there, he has super powers from his mango and he will hit your balls so hard that they pulverize.
Guy 2: don't worry I know his weakness. You just need to run at him like officer earl from cloudy with a chance of meatballs. But it won't work for long he is developing a counter attack, the Roundhouse nut kick.
Guy 2: don't worry I know his weakness. You just need to run at him like officer earl from cloudy with a chance of meatballs. But it won't work for long he is developing a counter attack, the Roundhouse nut kick.
by ToeTickler7 December 3, 2022
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his grass is none
he hates any anime roblox game
hes very indecisive
e sex partner of the loomian legacy porn star himself Hassan,
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he hates any anime roblox game
hes very indecisive
e sex partner of the loomian legacy porn star himself Hassan,
by 3H34H34H3H January 31, 2023
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Friend: " Bro have you seen zayan's tits??"
Friend 2:" Yeah bro its actually massive, he is so obese bruh."
Friend:" Gotta slow down on the burgers"
Friend 2:" Yeah bro its actually massive, he is so obese bruh."
Friend:" Gotta slow down on the burgers"
by sgseggseg January 2, 2024
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