Don't float your own boat

Someone who gives themselves a compliment, often cocky.

Eric: "I am the best at hockey"
Ann: "Don't float your own boat"

by amkooks March 19, 2012

get off your own dick

it usally arrises in a situation, when a person belives they are so good at something e.g. football, games etc and they are basiclly up theirselves but only during the event.

(living room of a friends house after a night out)
steve: oh thats great play from that lad
troy: get off your own dick
nat/luke/chris/neil: hahahahaha
steve: now thats a good one

by Luke Harris August 18, 2006

too smart for your own good

1. Believing that you know everything to the point to where it can harm you or work against you.

2. Assuming or Showing knowledge/intelligence to the point where it can harm you or work against you.

3. Believing that you know something you really don't, which could get you in trouble.

This can also mean too good for your own good.

Don't be too smart for your own good. It has it's own way of catching up with you.

Most of the young and inexperienced is too smart for they own good.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 11, 2007

Chorizo Your Own Adventure Burger

A special Bob's Burgers burger that comes with chorizo

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chorizo Your Own Adventure Burger, it comes with chorizo!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

your own special needs brother

having a weakness that you know makes your life miserable but you still do it because you have zero self-discipline.
however, it can always be argued that you just don't know better because you're like your own little special needs brother

dude: "i cheated on my girlfriend last night with that hot blonde. if she finds out she'll be bitchin' all week."
other dude: "just blame it on your own special needs brother."

by akronym87 April 27, 2008

go sex your own body

A more wordy form of "Go fuck yourself."

Man 1: "You smell like a used cum sock"

Man 2: "How bout you go sex your own body"

by Thine Lord of Pineapple December 27, 2021

butter your own damn biscuits

When your significant other asks you to put butter on their toast or biscuits and you refuse.

Wife - "Honey, I'm to fat to reach the knife drawer. Can you spread butter on my toast?."

Husband - "Butter your own damn biscuits. You fat whore!"

by crowbert October 21, 2009