shut up bro you’re weird

Typically used in discord reaction gifs, “Shut up bro, you’re weird” is the worst thing you could ever say to anyone. Best used against people yapping, aka oversharing.
Jimmy: “Ever heard of this game called Genshin Impa-“
Yvette: “Shut UP bro you’re WEIRD!!!!”
by thepipebombinyourmailbox December 19, 2023
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you’re in china

1) the figurative meaning is when you over exaggerating the physical distance.

2) the literal meaning is when someone is actually located a great distance away.
I’m not driving that far! You’re in China! But I’m only 25 mins away.
by Lkwan78 July 14, 2019
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A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.
Dylan- you so gay michael

-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind

Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!

- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries
by Supperman8383 March 18, 2019
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An expression you use when you see someone you know down at the shops. This expression was founded in Knoxfield by a local legend, Aaron, who often gets ridiculed for owning the expression.
Random guy at shops: ‘Hey mate’.
Aaron: ‘High five, show me you’re alive’.
Random guy at shops meekly offers hand: ‘Yeah ok
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do it if you’re hard

do it if you’re not a wimp, kind of like “bet” or “you won’t” / “no balls
person 1: “dude, jump off your roof into the pool”
person 2: “hell no brah”
person 1: “ do it if you’re hard”
person 2: “oh shit, okay”
no balls you won’t
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you’re such a leo

*jen being rude to a pisces*

you’re such a leo
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You’re so annoying fr

What they actually mean is “You’re handsome, I’ll do whatever you tell me to and I want to fu*k your brains out”.
Him:”Hey do something for me
Her:”You’re so annoying fr”
by Kgybs January 25, 2024
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