yogarexic

someone (usually a woman) who has exercised away all of their body fat so they are a lean svelt pretzel

Madonna's looking too yogarexic. She should grab a Taco Bell with Brittany.

by Dawnelle January 10, 2008

Yoga ball

Pronun key: (Yoh-gah-ball)
Noun
1.A giant rubber ball, used for Yoga, a type of exercise, in which they bend, and flew over the ball, to become more bendable, and more flexible.
2. A giant rubber ball, which people use for Ball ball, in which, the baller/Jumper, holds the ball and the charger rams into the ball, "launching" the baller.

1.Person 1:Wanna go do some yoga?
person 2: Alright, I gotta get flexible anyways. I'll get the yoga ball.

2.Person 1:Yo! Let's go be idiots and play some ball ball!
person 2: Alright man! Let's go!

10 minutes later.
person 2:I knew I shouldn't have been the baller...
person 1: It's just a broken leg, you're fine.

by Me-Hung-Low August 19, 2006

Yorba Linda

Ranked as the richest city in the United States by the Census for 2006. A very wealthy, quiet city in Orange County, California. People are loaded but for the most part aren't as pretentious or materialistic as the beach-city counterparts of the Upper-class OC/SoCal (Newport, Laguna, La Jolla). Generally nice people, but the kids are spoiled and bratty, as to be expected.

Commonly referred to as 'the Y.L.'.

Dude: Where are you from?
Girl: Yorba Linda.
Dude: Oh, no wonder why you're so bratty and spoiled.

by Scott Bay September 29, 2007

Yogart Cave

1 A female that is so dirty that, upon viewing her, one imagines her vagina contains and makes its own yogart.

2 Nickname for Monica. That bitch is gross!

Bergies girlfriend was so nasty that all the l337 peeps named that shit yogart cave.

person1: Oh my god i would so hit that!
person2: Ew man that shit is nasty!
person1: Fuck no dude!
person2: Man it looks like her vagina is full of yogart!
person1: LAWL! Yogart Cave?
person2: str8 up!

by c-dog and p_c April 23, 2006

Yonga

The delectable man juice expectorated from the male organ at the point of sexual climax.

Bruno: "Nothin' beats a mouthful of Yonga from some young buck after a night of dancing!"

Beano: "..."

Bruno: "Oh - by the way, I'm gay."

by Bean Grimhodock July 10, 2010

yogasm

When a person practices enough yoga that their genital muscles are strengthened therefore causing a more powerful orgasm.

I think that yogasm was due to all the yoga I've been doing this week.

by J^P August 9, 2004

fake yoga

The act of using yoga for self-aggrandisement, to define personal style or to make money in the yoga business. All talk and no action. The charlatan doing fake yoga is often seen looking good in yoga clothes, or making money through dialog based instruction, but doesn't actually do the yoga that they preach. This person uses spiritual Buddhist or Hindi proverbs to sells out the spiritual aspects of yoga, while collecting fees for yoga classes. Often the person who is faking yoga works at a yoga studio and gains sympathy by telling personal stories of car accidents or physical trauma, that leave the them unable to perform, but able to make money talking about yoga.

The fake yoga instructor has great success telling other people how to do yoga, but rarely can complete an entire class without laying down in savasana through difficult poses.

by Honeysucklefeast April 9, 2012