sir yachted

When you shit your pants because of the food you ate.

I almost sir yachted myself thanks to the Mexican food on my road trip with no toilets anywhere.

by Senior 💩 August 16, 2024

yacht clubbing

An epicurean endeavor in which multiple gentlemen inhabiting the same hot tub comradely coax each other’s members into climax. Or in the colloquial “jerk each other off”. While a yacht is only a preferred venue, top hats and monocles are essential for the proper ambiance.

Gentleman1: I say!: after considering the rather dreary obligation of impregnating my own wife, I really could use a weekend of yacht clubbing!
Gentleman2: Hear! Hear! I second that!
Gentleman3: my apologies, but I’m afraid I must decline. I feel it is not quite my cup of tea.

Gentleman2: poppycock! I’ll have you know that the Prescott family takes great pride in its many generations of caviar-drizzled dick rubs! Only the most unrefined of Philistines would turn his nose up at such decadence!

Gentleman1: My good sir! Has no one informed you? It’s not gay, if you’re wearing a top hat!

by AnonymousBloke December 10, 2017

pocket yacht

A small yacht the features all of the same amenities as it's larger counterparts, in a compact package. Typically between 20' and 30' long. They are trailer-able and accommodate 4-6 people. Similar to a Tiny Home in purpose, you can achieve your desired boating lifestyle in a more affordable package.

We traveled the entire Great Loop in a Pocket Yacht

by LiveLifeAtSeaLevel February 1, 2018

The getaway yacht

A yacht used for getaway purposes.

The getaway yacht is owned by the three getaway yacht owners, also known as the awesomest trio.

The getaway yacht is a great place to throw your cheating husband into the sea.

Charlotte: We need to get away!
Swashti: Let's use the getaway yacht!

by MYSTERYHUMAN👀👀 March 5, 2022

Yacht lizard

Same as a lot lizard but try to get on yachts vs semis

Look at those yacht lizards waiting for a guy to get on his yacht.

by Maria1992 September 7, 2023

yacht blooded

To be of wealthy or upper middle class descent

Hey dude, I went to Brody's mansion, it was cool, too bad he's stuck up and yacht blooded

by This my name I guess March 24, 2017

Simon Le Bon’s Yacht

To have a total fuck up which is compounded by another total fuck up which could have been avoided.

Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.

“See that guy’s house burned down? Daft twat didn’t have any insurance! Proper Simon Le Bon’s yacht that one!”

by The Dung Hammer June 13, 2025