Yawn Rake

The act of placing 3 outstretched fingers into the mouth of a friend, acquaintance, family member, significant other or stranger at the peak of a yawn, and scraping (forming a rake with 3 fingers) down their tongue. At which point you shout 'Yawn Rake'.

After doing so, you must proceed to lift all three fingers inclusive of tongue scrapings up to the recipients nose and say 'Smegma' in a child/immature like voice.
Gareth yawn raked Beth.

Gareth is a yawn rakist.

Gareth was proscecuted for yawn rake.
by AladinVain November 20, 2018
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Yawn Rape

When mid-yawn, a load sound or obnoxious person disturbs you
That kid annoying af, whenever I yawn, he sticks his fuckin finger in my mouth. Talk about yawn rape.
by Pignut March 29, 2018
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PDA Yawn

The, sometimes involuntary, brief peek at your Blackberry, iPhone or other PDA when you are bored in a conversation, group interaction, business meeting, movie, sporting event, etc. Has the same seemingly posthypnotic contagious effect as a traditional yawn.
Guy #1:"Seriously, did someone just call you guys, or was that a PDA yawn?"
Guy #2:"Sorry, I just lost focus when you were talking about your Bijon Frise rescue dog."
Guy #3:"Oh, uh, sorry dude."
by jjbooya November 17, 2010
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fresno yawn

When you filet open someone's asshole while they are midorgasm and they release a warm, silent, pleasure induced fart out onto your face and/or eyes.
Bruh I was fuckimg Shinikia yesterday and right before she came I poped out and dropped down for the most glorious Fresno Yawn ever.
by Hypnoflo July 02, 2020
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Yawn Yard

A place or event that is full of tired or bored people.
A boring place or event.
"I went to Allison's party last night and everyone was bored to death. It was a total yawn yard."
"The theatre for the premier to Jerry's independent film was a yawn yard."
Add emphasis to the scale of boringness by adding A's, saying a place was a "YAAAAWN Yard!"
by Adam Manpates December 18, 2009
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technicolor-yawn

the most awkward yet awesome blog in all the land of tumblr.
Have you seen technicolor-yawn's blog, it's so gnarly!
by catnipfair March 27, 2011
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yawn worthy

When some thing is tedious beyond words.. Totally borrrring! the complete opposite to fascinating.
Omg.. this show is totally yawn worthy...
by Candy Pantz October 19, 2011
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