Wet Wookie

pissing on a girls hair after sex and making her angry so she roars at you

Adam: Jake, did you try wet wookie with Annie?

Jake: Hell yeah

Adam: Did she like it?

Jake: Not at all

by Patres February 27, 2021

Wookie Pits

Female armpits that either have never been shaved or haven't been shaved in days or weeks.

Boyfriend: "Whoa, honey! When was the last time you shaved your pits?"
Girlfriend: "I dunno...a few days ago, I think. Why?"
Boyfriend: "You got some serious Wookie Pits going on there!"

by Rob Carlson March 11, 2007

Wookie Titty

An older man with hairy, flabby manboobs.

I saw Bret in the shower yesterday...man, he has some serious wookie titty.

by Chewbacca123 March 7, 2008

Wookie Session

When you and your lover(s) wrap your naked selves in a carpet and attempt to have sex. In the end all involved end up with arms flailing, making strange "AUGUUUGUUUGUUUGRRRGHHHHH" noises, just like a wookie.

"Hey babe, got a carpet? Cause I'm in the mood for a Wookie Session."

"Hey Julia, ready for our 1 on 1 Wookie Session? Yeeeea! Wait, come back!"

by WookieSquad420 May 17, 2014

Female wookie

Used to refer to a VSCO girl who is extremely tall and has a tendancy to say sksksksk. Usually named Ruby and they always start arguements for no reason.

Bro1: oh my god she keeps harassing me with her hydro flask she is such a female wookie
Bro2: bro that female wookie started chatting so much shit

by pheeeeeeph August 27, 2019

wookie cooch

Vagina that is so hairy it seems to be alive and doing the wookie call, hence "wookie cooch."

"Man, that bitch got a wookie cooch bro."

by nikolusscar December 26, 2011

Wookie Slider

This is when a woman swallows a man's load, except with a few of his pubic hairs to boot. When the load "slides" down the hatch, the pubic hair will tickle her throat. She then will make a gurgling noice that will resemble a sound that Chewbacca would make. Thus making it a Wookie Slider.

"After the wedding reception, I have every intention on giving my new bride the hairiest Wookie Slider this side of the Mississippi River!"

by Slade Knightly January 11, 2008