Dog woofed

When someone is dog woofed, they have just been beaten at whatever they are competing in. If you are to dog woof someone, you have just absolutely destroyed them in competition.

Ian: 1v1 me on realistic hood rp roblox ya pssy
Shaun: Come on then I'll batter you ya pr*ck
*Shaun absolutely obliterates Ian*
Shaun: YOU JUST GOT F*CKING DOG WOOFED

by Shaun from down the pub August 10, 2022

woof

A sound a wolf and other creatures in the canine family can make

Woof, woof, went the dog.

by Woof gang March 30, 2022

woof

context and tone based word, typically used to provide further opinion on a subject

often replaced with :
woah
slay
damn
eww

oh woof, this song is insane
woof- look who just showed up

by backseatt July 10, 2025

woof

a reaction statement to pretty much anything, but most commonly in gossip, judging another

woof can also be a form of agreement, disagreement, and can also be used in a complementary sense

The word is usually stated just how it reads in a different tone, though sometimes it may be said in an actual bark

"Have you heard what horrible decisions Liv is making with her life?!"
"Woof"
"What do you think of this outfit?"
"Woof"
"They broke up because he wanted alone time even though they’re thousands of miles apart and I just saw a picture of him with his ex-girlfriend"
"Woof"
"Can we facetime right now?"
"Woof"
"It might be time to get off of Instagram"
"Woof"
"This* politician is in my town"
"Woof"
"Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin"
"Woof

by Goou December 1, 2019

French Woof

If you have to ask you can't afford it.

"Do you want a french Woof"
"Whats that?"
"If you have to ask you can't afford it"

by tharealjuggalo February 25, 2010

Woof Hipping

when a flacid man stands up and violently moves his hips back and forth to make his dick and balls slap his stomach and ass.

My girlfriend caught me woof hipping because it was so loud.

by OhMy77! August 5, 2025

Woof

A sound a dog makes

woof woof, bow wow, pant says the dog

by catsrulesomuch May 3, 2019