Woman

The best and worst thing that happened to men. We jam our things to them when we feel down, but when they don't want us to do it, the police jam bullets into us.

Boy Student: I got a bad grade...
Girl student: Aww, poor thing...
Boy student: Come here WOMAN!
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
Police: Stop right there!
Girl Student: No, it's fine.
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*

Woman by Archmaster October 9, 2013

Woman

A female human perves

She is female therefore a woman

Woman by Fork you man June 2, 2018

Woman

Multi-purpose word used when greeting or speaking to a fellow female aquaintance or friend who’s fucking cool or you have forgotten their stupid name.

Hey woman how are you! Woman, I can’t belive you did that last night!

Woman by EmilyGilley October 2, 2018

Woman

My favourite kitchen utensil

“My woman keeps breaking.”
“I know it’s so annoying.”

Woman by GodHatesKai July 19, 2019

Woman

A synonym for slave

"I totally beat my woman last night, she didn't work hard enough."

Woman by ToastedT0ast November 4, 2020

Woman

( property )

"Hippity hoppity woman are property "

Woman by Ibednar3 December 31, 2018

woman

The favorite scapegoat of men (eapecially on urbandictionary.com)

"I am an unemployed ugly schlong who lives in momma's basement. Whose fault is it? WOMAN!"

"I am a moron on urbandictionary who's a virgin at age 25. Whose fault is it? WOMAN!"

"I am worthless and no one will ever love me. Whose fault is it? WOMAN!"

Hey, get a life you losers. And "A woman is the useless stuff around a vagina" is getting old and kind of emarrassing, even for you.

woman by The Happy Humanist February 13, 2010