When your bitch is sucking you off, then you blow your load on her upper lip and in her eye. This results in her licking your baby batter off her lip and winking at the same time

Dude 1: Bro, i gave your mom a Winking Lizard last night

Dude 2: What the Fuck bro!!

Dude 1: your mom sucks good dick

winking lizard by Dan Gigolo January 4, 2008

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Synchronized Wiping

Making sure your windshield wipers are in synch with those of the other drivers moving towards your vehicle, as not to look like a bitch.

I don't want to be the only one on the road with my wipers going extra fast so I will practice Synchronized Wiping

I can hardly see out my windshield, but at least I'm not a pussy!

I am asserting my manliness by turning my wipers on, extra slow, during the torrential downpour

Synchronized Wiping by WAFTW September 5, 2010

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Winding

Th verb for when there is wind. There's rain, it's raining. There's wind, it's winding.

It's winding so hard today my hat fell off.

Winding by Adam Jakes June 20, 2016

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chicken-winging

Chicken-winging is a complicated way to cop a feel, usually used as a last resort against a particularly resiliant bra. The man, after failing to go under or undo the bra during a makeout session, may reach his hand up the girls shirt and then down into the cup from the top. This results in an awkward bend in the elbow, and causes the arm to resemble a chicken wing. Hence, chickenwinging.

She had on this bad motherfucker of a bra. So I had to resort to chicken-winging.

chicken-winging by DJ Tickle September 11, 2006

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