Wincent

Wincent is a guy that only speaks facts. Doesn't lie, girls love him and He isn't a Virgin.

Had seggs with Wincent yesterday, so loving and charming

by agbovinc May 30, 2021

winceworthy

cringe

Michael is winceworthy

by Reeekle August 1, 2021

Wince

The best EA help employee

Guy 1: which EA employee did you pay

Guy 2: Wince I payed him by sucking him off

by Wince101 December 11, 2021

Winedick

Proper noun. Winedicks are a individuals that combine all the degenerate qualities of acting like a 'dick' or a 'douche' (exhibiting a high level of brashness and insensitive to others, all the while putting your own interests above all else) and having a the need to proclaim their superior wine knowledge to anyone within earshot. These are people who are incapable of getting a normal glass of wine at a restaurant but opt for something uncommon given they can use that as a vehicle to tout . They will be condescending and rude with the sommelier at even to most high-end establishment. Generally unpleasant in this wine ordering circumstance.

"Ugh when it came time to order the wine Jean-Luc took the menu from the sommelier and proceeded to tell HIM what was good. He spent a whole 20 minutes talking about the terroir and how due to the humidity in the valley it made for less tannins or some bullshit. By that point I was so dejected I was contemplating trying to swallow a fork to end it."

"He sounds like a total winedick."

"Absolutely! Plus to top it all off, he's French to boot."

by The Pirate of prosciutto July 22, 2022

Winged Lasagna

A Winged Lasagna is when a women's vag has become so riddled with herpes that its lips resemble lasagna noodles trying to take flight. This usually develops after a vag has been ravaged many times by a herp laden BBC. White middle aged women with lower back tattoos are the mosted common wielders on a Winged Lasagna.

The prostitute rubbed her winged lasagna on Timmy's shoulder and left a stain. His shoulder was diagnosed with herpes a few days later.

by Devskii July 26, 2022

Wincent

Wincent is the type of guy you'll only meet once in your lifetime. It's pretty difficult to locate another Wincent. You're missing out if you haven't at least tried to approach Wincent and say hi. He never ever gets stressed about anything and is always in a great mood in general, nothing below neutral. But if have bad intentions, consider yourself already dead. Wincent is always quiet at first (before you get to know him), always looking around and scanning the crowd. Wincents are always more than happy to talk with you about pretty much anything. He will laugh at anything and finds the most random things funny. Despite being very bold about things he talks about, he's extremely supportive of whatever your strive for. Wincent has the most interesting hobbies and quirks that you would never guess unless you knew. He is super humble and is a great person to tell your deep, dark secrets to. You don't want to lose Wincent as a friend. You'll regret it.

Sara: Wait, who's that? I've never noticed him before. He's kinda cute ?
Nick: LOL, that's Wincent! We've known him since . . . I don't even know

by anonymous August 19, 2022

wincentive

An motivational offer made to a competition-contestant whereby you agree to pull strings wif da judges to give him first prize; this bargaining can be done to either convince said participant to take part in said game in da first place, or give him da gumption to perform a less-than-pleasant/easy favor for you.

I am a totally honest competitor who wants to be given a performance-rating fair and square, and so I would not be swayed if someone offered me a wincentive.

by QuacksO March 30, 2023