Beaver wiener

A hermaphrodite's sexual organ, combining the appearance of a vagina with the presence of a rudimentary penis.

The purported evidence of Lady Gaga's "beaver wiener" shocked the audience at one of her live concerts.

by Orbweaver July 8, 2011

Square wiener

Only at 7-11 for Jim Jarroz because he has a square anus

Brent-Jim Can I have a square wiener
jim- no do you have a square butthole buddy

by Rileythompson61 May 10, 2017

wiener sausage

A wiener sausage is someone with a small penis but it's god damn cute. Have you seen a wiener sausage?

I have a wiener sausage down my pants.

by Abwilly July 6, 2016

Wiener magnets

Eyes. One who cannot help themselves from looking at a guys crotch.

Jacob's wiener magnets are focused on my dick

by Rotten_666 September 18, 2017

wiener pull

Penis stimulation, which may be done to oneself or by another person. Can also be known as a hand job.

"Yeah dude, he took her into his car and she gave him a wiener pull."

by Brooks Edwards November 3, 2007

wiener jockey

One who rides the wiener like they're in the Kentucky Derby.

I always knew Dan was a fan of the wiener, but I didn't know he was a full fledged wiener jockey.

by earwaxntoast June 27, 2008

wiener and pudding

a slang for eluding that you are gonna get sex.

I'm gonna get some wiener and pudding tonight.

I hope you do.

by ZeeMehDud August 17, 2016