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Welfare Refugee 

A person (usually a child-baring female)whom is weened from welfare due to the Welfare Reform Act of 1997 where welfare mothers had to get off of their lazy asses and get jobs, or their children would lose their healthcare benefits, food stamps, and other percs before the legal age of 18. Many Welfare Refugees have minimal skills and theirfore work minimum wage jobs.
I worked at Comcast, where a majority of the workforce in customer service was either Welfare Refugees or brain-dead slobs!
Welfare Refugee by Mr. Dwayne November 9, 2004

Welfare Sex 

When a spouse or other partner only wants sex once a month or less. The sex you get is only out of guilt or obligation, or a mistaken idea this will be enough to keep you from cheating. Usually involves very plain "vanilla" sex with no frills such as wild positions, sex toys, lingerie, etc.
John: "Dude I saw you texting Traci during the game, are you stepping out again?"
Steve: "Man I've been on Welfare Sex for six months."
John: "Oh, cool. Don't get caught."
Welfare Sex by @theosus July 30, 2010

welfare steak 

Bologna, Spam or Potted Meat. Any cheap ass meat product.
Man I'm so broke I can't even afford welfare steak!
welfare steak by Halerazor June 2, 2008

welfare go-kart 

A electric motor scooter usually bought using welfare money by over weight people who should be walking to get rid of the extra pounds instead of riding on one
Did you see that fat ass on the welfare go-kart pulled right out in front of me
welfare go-kart by MooseMedic89 October 16, 2010

welfare bourgeois 

"those collecting welfare or food stamps who still manage to
be stuck-up about their houses, food, and mostly clothes"

"they are on welfare...but they are part of the "new welfare
recipients"...they're too good for some "expired" items or inconvenient service...they're the "come to me correct" food stamp users"
"I was stuck in line at the store, yo, when this "welfare bourgeois" started arguing with the clerk about the quality of`the fresh baked bread"

"The welfare bourgeois are working the system...they get all the good stuff first...and act like they're something."

Welfare farm 

Describes tenement housing where in resides nothing but subsidized crackheads and alcoholics that are rampantly breeding in order to pump up their Welfare check.
Shit ! Since they built that Welfare farm next door you can't get a decent nights sleep between the screamin' children and their drunken crackhead parents cursin' at them !