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Hugo Wederburn Wigginton

Originally a well known erotica poet from London in the 1700's, he struggled to release his work owing to his unbearable attitude not only towards women; whom he regulary beat, but also to any in his presence. He had very few friends, and those he did have were often paid for by his wealthy parents without him knowing.

The phrase nowadays is used to describe anyone who resides in the belief that they are Jahwe's gift to earth; when they are actually under many a false pretence.

Unfortunately he died in 1801; his name has been seldom used in modern day culture, with only 5 examples worldwide upwards of the date 1969. 3 of those 5 have a genetic disorder resulting in no hands or feet and the remaining 2 are described by the New York Times people without a genetic disorder - but who act as if they have a severe one.

Trivia: this name has been banned in all but 2 states in the USA; with claimants stating that it incited racial and sexual hatred; as well as anyone hearing this name going into a hibernation state for weeks.
Descended from the Greek God Rhea, he is a Titan of female fertility, motherhood, and generation. She is the sister and consort of Cronus, and the only mythological character in the history of the earth to display lesbionic trends. it is thought that it is HWW's discovery of this piece of knowledge that led him to write erotica.

His poety has been descibed 'underwhelming at best', 'really not that good' according the the 1784 print of 'The London Bugle'.
Look at that stranger, he has just talked too loudly and of innappropriate content - I bet his name is Hugo Wederburn Wiggington

A TYPICAL CONVERSTATION INVOLVING ONE WHO COULD BE A Hugo Wederburn Wigginton:

HWW: 'Hey guys, im just going to tag along with you for a bit'
Others: 'Dont you have to be somewhere else'
HWW: 'AHAHAAAA'
Others: 'It doesnt even make sense if you laugh there Hugo, no one has made a joke.'
HWW: 'wtf do you know, im Hugo Wederburn Wiggington'
by Brenda Cross PhD May 28, 2012
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wackin weener

when he whips it around in the air before sex. he slaps your face with that shit & slaps your ass. it stings against your skin & he groans when they collide. after being whipped around for so long his cum gets all creamed up in his nuts like every little sperm cell was just vibin' in a blender gettin' all creamy. he shoves that shit into your drippin' grandma cooch & it burns. no lube, just straight & dry. you share stds for hours & hours. at the end of this kind of sex you'll insides will be so stirred up & creamified, you will never be the same. & that bitch will have a road rash on his dick for years.
zoro: man i just want chad to put his wackin weener into my dry ass virgin cooch & open me up like never before
theodore: or i could do that
zoro: shut the fuck up you dumb fat fuckin' ugly ass lump tard go shove a dead bird up your ass
by flappy_cooch_69 April 25, 2020
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Middex Brenntag Wiederzwiebel (né Dreckiger-Dan), also known for inventing the light bulb, is a non-national holiday in Germany set on the third 'Brenntag' (meaning: thursday) of October every 4 years. (Not to be confused with the leapyear)
The origin goes back to the year 1690 when Mr. Midday 'Mittags' Mahlzeit shot his first goal in a non-virtual football game after trying for over 2,5 Minutes. Nobody in the audience believed that he could actually pull this off. His opponent often tried to go for the ball (2 times) but did not have good leg-day coordination. So he fell every time before hitting the ball.
When Mr. Mittags shot the goal, the airhornes could be heard from nearly half a dozen football fields away and shifted the not-so-national sport into a fiesta. Mr. Mahlzeit found his true passion in the sport and the audience was out of this world (aliens and stuff).
He shared his jubilation through the sheer high frequence repetition of the phrase 'Ich haben es' (translates to: 'I got it'). This eventually reached the mayor and she was impressed by his skill to communicate and found it really repetetive aswell but also extremely influential. Thus the Middex Brenntag Wiederzwiebel holiday was born. This is still celebrated to this day but had a non-significant break due to new rulers in the town from 1694 until 2018. So starting 2022, the 56th anniversary of this revolutionary holiday will take place in all its glory all over some small towns and cities withing Germany.
'What a lovely Middex Brenntag Wiederzwiebel it is today! No work and lots of freedom to play rogget liech!'
by ZEKW October 16, 2022
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weejer

ron jermey's penis's nick name is weejer
by das weadge August 10, 2009
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weezer guy

A grown man who tries to sex every person withing a 69 kilometre radius. He has recently been found dead in the woods. If weezer guy ever tries to sex you, run and hide.
"I saw the weezer guy came to sex you"
"Yeah but i made him run"
by MOURIJUANAGAYDRUGSSEXVIOLENCE February 13, 2022
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page welder

someone who causes the pages of pornographic material to stick together after ejaculating on them
Ross picked up the Playboy, took one look at the centerfold and instantly became a page welder.
by Dahoes April 14, 2009
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Weezer fan

a type of person that must be executed
"ayo i heard Michael was a Weezer fan, lets tear of his limbs"
by Reddertarded April 5, 2022
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