A Pakistani Wedding is where 6 men sit in a circle with their shoes off and jerk off the guy to the left sequentially.
by cleves July 8, 2023

by revolution2424 May 26, 2016

After Dick and Jane had been dating for 6 months, they decided to take the next logical step: wed-flixing.
by AliceS November 26, 2007

Noun. An seemingly joyous event, carelessly planned, that results in the death of people that did not participate in the event.
Even though her champion St Bernard had tested positive for rabies, Karen insisted on his participation in the dog show, turning the event into a complete Millinocket wedding when it broke loose, ran into the street and mauled eight spectators.
by Kramer719 October 8, 2020

What Jamie Morton from the My Dad Wrote A Porno podcast calls a destination wedding…
(S4 E2 “Tony’s Secret”)
(S4 E2 “Tony’s Secret”)
Jamie: “That’s why I like abroad weddings because they’re always like a bit of a party..”
Alice and James: “Abroad wedding?!”
Alice and James: “Abroad wedding?!”
by SM302 February 12, 2023

A Coma Wedding is when an individual suffering with a coma or within a comatic state is married binding within a court of law by an agreement of the patients Power of Attorney, family, and significant other after filing said paperwork through the local disticts juridiction.
As In "Samantha and James are finally getting married! It's sad to still see James on the venilator; the whole affair will have to be a coma wedding, but is sure is grand seeing Samantha so happy with that diamond that his estate can afford!"
by Gralkor December 9, 2008

A sex act in which a much older white man engages in sex with an underaged Asian woman covered head to toe in paint on top of a blank canvas.
by FranklyT March 11, 2017
