warped

When someone or something is or has been moving at an amazingly fast speed.

"Did you see that kid run the 100 meter dash?"
"Yeah, he was warped!!"

by SpeedHB December 15, 2008

Warp Train

When one man ejaculates inside of a woman, then Ubers her to another man's house where the second man will ejaculate inside of her within the span of ten minutes.

Person 1: "Yo Dave, I just nutted in this chick, we're hitting a Warp Train."
Person 2: "Sick, how long has it been?"
Person 1: "9 minutes."
Person 2: "What the fuck man!"

by renlovesslovakia August 17, 2025

The WARP effect

When you look back on the messages of a group chat and see that the other members were involved in a lengthy discourse about the most ridiculous, disturbing, idiotic, strange, unethical or controversial topics. Despite this extreme discussion, your evaluation of those people is not changed because you either assume they are not serious or you believe they are of the nature of expressing opinions or saying things that are ridiculous, disturbing, idiotic, etc.

Person 1: "My friends will just say the strangest things in the group chat"
Person 2: "Does it change how you view them?"
Person 1: "No, not really"
Person 2: "That is what is often refered to as the WARP effect"

by Opigator April 14, 2025

Type-warp

The lag that is experienced when typing on chat lines. Rapid-fire typing (on chat lines) creates a response-gap that interrupts the normal flow of a chat conversation, usually ending with you typing something that seems completely off topic or completely opinionated and makes you look like a N00b.

PersonChatting> Hey, did you hear about Michael dying?
YouChatting> Yeah, I heard it on the news.
YouChatting> Good thing he's dead that piece of @#it, I hated his music anyway.
Chatter1> I think his body of work will live on throughout history rather like Freddies did.
YouChatting> Oops! Type-warp!

by FlossyFlossy June 28, 2009

Time Warp Trio

Time Warp Trio is an underrated 2005 cartoon about a boy whose family are magicians with the ability to use magic inherently based on time travel and goes on adventures with his two best friends and sometimes his future great granddaughter and her two best friends whilst trying to take down his evil uncle.

Person 1:did you catch the latest episode of time warp trio?.
Person 2: no what happened?.

by WarpWizard2637 February 25, 2024

Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT)

Centene Time Warp Theory, or CTWT, is the phenomenon experienced by company employees that proposes that time is not as it is perceived it to be, i.e, minute for minute and second for second as expected. It is in fact a far higher ratio that isn't known until a work week is complete. There is no known formula to calculate this ratio prior to the end of a scheduled shift and is to this point, only a feeling experienced by those exposed. Any one person may have a different feeling that is dependent on their level of exposure.

There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.

Pauly had a long week at work. He told Larry and Freddy that he was happy the week was over.

Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.

Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.

Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.

Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.

by LabwarzLarry February 1, 2023

Time Warping

Ingesting Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD), waiting for the peak, then smoking .3 g of N,N-Dimethyltryptamine (DMT).

"We spent all night tripping then hit some deems, Time warping is crazy."

by Kagethelette September 12, 2021