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Hanky wanky

When someone over the age of 50 jerks off into their hanky
Man 1.im so horny but I’m at my nieces kindergarten

Man2. I know, just do a hanky wanky
by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 September 1, 2020
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wanky will

the act of true love and admiration of a discreet few in society, followed by hot sex
by jared chaney December 12, 2017
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Stanky Wanky

Some loud pack of that za!! It stank so good and so strong and it leaves you super high and super coughy
I’m smoking on some stanky wanky; it made me start crying
by SlattPack May 8, 2024
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Stanky wanky

The act of shitting qand Masturbating at the same time.
Bro didn’t have enough time before work us the throne and bust one out, so he did w stanky wanky and got both out of the bed way at once.
by That High school dictionary October 31, 2022
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Wanky blanky

When your at post drinks, and you jerk it off under the group blanket.
Ahh will! You having a Wanky blanky?
by Peanut1788 June 25, 2019
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Ookie wankie

A fat lard. Aka jabba the hut looking head ass mug lol
by Tp. Bonghole October 21, 2022
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Wanky

Just like "That's what she said"
When something is not meant to be sexual, but sounds sexual or can be put in to a sexual context.

The origin of the word comes from the TV show "Glee" where it is typically said as a sort of catchphrase by character Santana Lopez.
(taken from show)

"Well you guys have a hole to fill, and I'm just trying to fill it."

"..Wanky"
by Kevin Alonsos bae forever August 2, 2022
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