wanking

when u tickle ur pickle

"Nathan loves wanking.

by P!ckle T!ckler August 28, 2022

Wank

Can mean if something is ‘bad’ or ‘shit’

Bill - ‘Did you see the new Pixar movie?’
Charlie - ‘Yeah, but it was pretty wank.’

by Danny dictionary October 26, 2020

Wank

The act of wanking.

If you don't shut up i will wank on you.
Damn, that girl is fine, I would like to wank her.

by Marissa Babazadeh June 19, 2008

Wanking

The most epic dance in the history of epic dances.

we should go wanking to an epic beat.

by Alien Lmaos September 29, 2010

The Wank

Slang term for "westbank" - An area on the oppisite side of the mississippi river from New Orleans.

I'm taking the ferry over to The Wank to see the Mardi Gras museum

by biddy diddy June 23, 2017

The Wank

a gesture in which one pretends to masterbate WITHOUT actually doing so, this is a symbol to females meaning don't waste my time

After giving Jamie the wank, Julius was slapped across the face.

by Andy Richter December 26, 2006

Corporate Wank-Wank

The terms used exclusively by big companies' executives, in which the message being portrayed is expressed in the most complicated way possible. The words make no real sense, but are simply used to sound important.

"We must learn to love the utopious and unflawed system that is our great big corporation" "That sounds like Corporate Wank-Wank to me?"

by Sphinx6027 May 21, 2009