Wank

To sexually pleasure yourself by tugging on the genitalia causing an ejaculation.

I had a bloody good wank last night!

by Cum Wank December 14, 2019

Wanked

Wanked is a word derived from Wanker. It basically means that you were fucked.

I went to Walmart on Black Friday, so I could get that $700 laptop for $200, but I was wanked by this old woman that got to it before me.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Wank

The act of wanking.

If you don't shut up i will wank on you.
Damn, that girl is fine, I would like to wank her.

by Marissa Babazadeh June 19, 2008

Wanking

The most epic dance in the history of epic dances.

we should go wanking to an epic beat.

by Alien Lmaos September 27, 2010

The Wank

a gesture in which one pretends to masterbate WITHOUT actually doing so, this is a symbol to females meaning don't waste my time

After giving Jamie the wank, Julius was slapped across the face.

by Andy Richter December 22, 2006

The Wank

Slang term for "westbank" - An area on the oppisite side of the mississippi river from New Orleans.

I'm taking the ferry over to The Wank to see the Mardi Gras museum

by biddy diddy June 23, 2017

wanking

1- the act of spanking the monkey

can also be used very effectively with other words to get your point accross with no mistakes such as "your maws got baws yah dog wanking fuckstick"
i find this tends to work ;-)

by pax September 15, 2003